101+ Sarcastic Fake People Quotes, and Sayings

Are you looking for sarcastic fake people quotes? Here is the right place to get the best collections of sarcastic fake people quotes and sayings. Sarcasm is the caustic use of words, often in a humorous way, to mock someone or something. Share these quotations with your friends.

Life is too short to deal with even one fake friend, let alone a group of them.

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t care. – Hachiman Hikigaya

When times get tough, you realize who your real friends are.

Fake friends are only there when they need something from you.

Sometimes it’s not the people who change; it’s the mask that falls off.

Sarcastic Fake People Quotes

The crap you hear about me might be true, or it could be as fake as the person who told you.

No person is your friend who demands your silence or denies your right to grow.

A person’s character is shown through their actions in life NOT where they sit on Sunday. –Navonne Johns

Never chase them, you just need to replace them.

An open enemy is better than a false friend.

Dear fake friends, First of all, you should know, I am typing this with my middle finger.

People will stab you in the back and then ask why you’re bleeding.

If they talk about other people with you, they will talk about you with other people.

When you see the genuine, you don’t deal with the fakes anymore. –Nima davani

Super rich people with nothing but fake friends!

Real friends work out problems n forgive, fake friends just keep the drama going.

Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do.

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. They pretend to be your friend first. – Steve Irwin

A friend to all is a friend to none.

It’s funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. – Auliq Ice

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. – Bette Midler

Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies. — Sara Shepard

Being too nice is almost like a crime nowadays. Fake friends are everywhere.

Some friends are like pennies, two-faced and worthless.

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

I prefer to surround myself with people who reveal their imperfections, rather than people who fake their perfection. – Charles F. Glassman

You used to mean the world to me and now I can’t trust a single word that comes out of your mouth.

Stay real, stay loyal, or stay away from me.

I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.

Fake is the new trend and everyone seems to be in style.

This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.

I love fake people provided they are mannequins. – Pushpa Rana

Friends are either a blessing or a lesson.

You may be married to a star, but that doesn’t mean they’ll treat you like one.

Say what you feel. It’s not being rude, it’s called being real.

Some people are real. Some people are good. Some people are fake and some people are really good at being fake.

Before you count your friends, make sure you can count on them. Some friends are only around when they want something from you but are never there when you need something from them.

Life is too short for fake butter or fake people. – Karen Salmansohn

If everyone is real, then I must be fake because I am not like them.

I would so much rather have a few of good friends than a lot of fake friends.

Everyone wants the truth but no one wants to be honest.

People’s bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

Having fake friends is like hugging cactus. The tighter you hug, the more pain you get.

Fake happiness is the worst kind of sadness. – Dominic Riccitello

Over a small misunderstanding, God will expose how people really feel about you. – Gugu Mofokeng

Genuine friendship can only be based on trust and affection, which can only arise when there is a mutual sense of concern and respect.

When you become successful, you will get many false friends and true enemies.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

Friends are like b**bs: some are big, some are small, some are real, and some are fake.

True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.

Make no mistake about it, people who say they love you but cannot be happy for your success do not love you. – Germany Kent

I am learning that some people are not worth my time, and some things are not worth my attention.

Your words mean nothing when your actions are the complete opposite.

Every coin has two sides, just like most people have two faces.

Stop falling for those who won’t raise you up in the future.

Most people will never learn the lessons meant for them in this lifetime, nor become the person they were meant to be, simply because they are too busy being someone else, or someone they are not. – Suzy Kassem

Fake friends are worst than real enemies.

The more inhuman we became the more we understood each other as humans.

Sometimes you have to take people for who they say they are because eventually the person they really are will be revealed.

Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

Social media is the ‘Greatest Hits’ album of our lives. – Marc Fienberg

I don’t have time for fake friends anymore. Either be real or be gone.

You always knew after shitty things happened, who your friends really were.

Counting other people’s sins does not make you a saint.

You don’t lose friends because real friends can never be lost. You lose people masquerading as friends, and you’re better for it. – Mandy Hale

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who only love you under certain conditions.

You should be thankful for ugly moments because that’s when the beautiful people called real friends show up.

Fake friends only want to hang out with you when things are going bad in their life but when things are going well they forget you even existed.

People are quick to judge but slow to correct themselves.

False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports. – Richard Burton

A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.

Fake people are like costume jewelry: They look great for a while, then all of a sudden, their true selves ‘Shine’ thru. – Nitya Prakash

People these days are too fake. They say “I’m always here for you!” Bitch, please! Give me a break.

In life, you have a choice: Bitter or Better? Choose better, forget bitter.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Fake friends are easy to find and easy to lose but real friends are hardest to find and hardest to lose.

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, the kindly smile, or the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when you discover that someone else believes in you and is willing to trust you with a friendship.

If your actions are dictated by who might be watching, they’ll never be genuine—and neither will you. – Vincent H. O’Neil

I’d rather have an enemy who says that they hate me than keep a “FRIEND” whose mission is to put me down secretly.

They use different people for different things for their own benefit.

My real friends never hear from me, Fake friends write the wrong answers in the mirror for me.

As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones.

People may not always tell you how they feel about you, but they will always show you. Pay attention.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Share your weaknesses. Share your hard moments. Share your real side. It’ll either scare away every fake person in your life or it will inspire them to finally let go of that mirage called ‘perfection. – Dan Pearce

My fake smile disguises my frowns and mouths the statement: I am fine.

People wear a mask of a lie so they look attractive, so be careful.

You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.

A real situation will always expose a fake friend.

True friends cry when you leave. Fake friends leave when you cry.

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