101+ Best Insult Quotes and Sayings

Are you looking for Insult quotes? Here is the right place to get the best collections of insult quotes and sayings. Insult is defined as speaking with disrespect or saying something to offend. An example of an insult is to call someone fat.

Forgive those that insult you, attack you, belittle you, or take you for granted. But more than this…forgive yourself for allowing them to hurt you.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth as stupidity falls out of yours.

The Satanic Verses’ was denied the ordinary life of a novel. It became something smaller and uglier: an insult.

You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Insult Quotes

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

You are proof that evolution can go backward.

A stiff apology is a second insult… The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.

The noblest revenge is to forgive.

It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

I’d say you’re smart but I don’t tell lies before breakfast.

Never insult anyone by accident.

I’m calm,” Rachel insisted. “Every time I’m around you, some monsters attack us. What’s to be nervous about?

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out.

I’m actually not funny. I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.

Never make this mistake of thinking that you elevate yourself by humiliating people.

Being fierce is a compliment! It’s not an insult.

Look,” I said. “I’m sorry about the band room. I hope they didn’t kick you out or anything.

Social media has become a high school playground where the challenge is what idiot can come up with the best insult, and do you end up congratulating them for it?

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

There’s a door not 10 feet away. It is a fine invention, I suggest you use it.

To insult someone we call him ‘bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, ‘human’ might be the greater insult.

Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.

When someone tells you that you have done something that has hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t.

I’m busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.

I always looked upon the acts of racist exclusion, or insult, as pitiable, from the other person. I never absorbed that. I always thought that there was something deficient about such people.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.

Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”

I was wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don’t show.

Social media has become a high school playground where the challenge is what idiot can come up with the best insult, and do you end up congratulating them for it?

I can only assume,” said Jace, “that mortal emotion amuses you because you have none of your own.

Envy is an insult to oneself.

I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself I never knew.

A woman unaffected by insults has made her enemies absolutely powerless.

Pro wrestling is not fake; it’s sports entertainment. We go out there and we perform, and a lot of what we do out there is real, but we’re not going to insult anyone’s intelligence – there is a predetermined winner. It’s just the fans don’t know who it is, and that’s what makes it so intriguing.

I have nothing but respect for you — and not much of that.

Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me.’ This is a lie. What we say matters. The unkind things we communicate can soil the best of relationships; even with the deepest of regrets…what lingers is a stain of hurt that may fade but will never truly go away. The wounding words we say are like feathers released in a harsh wind, once said; we will never get them back.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

My battery lasts longer than your relationships.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure – that is all that agnosticism means.

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

I’m surprised at your level of stupidity.

I wanted to wear the most impenetrable suit of armor ever known to mankind. ‘Hello, Mr. Rotten…’ You can’t say anything about me. You can’t put me down in any way shape or form – I’m rotten to the core… you know, what’s left for you? Pleasantries? I suppose the worst insult you could sling my way is ‘Oh, he’s really nice, him.

Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

Dogs bite sometimes, and people bite at all times, with their hurtful words.

If you don’t like me, take a map, get a car, and drive to hell. Have a nice trip.

Life is good, you should get one.

It’s hilarious a lot of times. You have a conversation with someone, and he’s like, ‘You speak so well!’ I’m like, ‘What do you mean? Do you understand that’s an insult?

Don’t fool yourself, my dear. You’re much worse than a bitch. You’re a saint. This shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable.

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

Oh, my bad. I’m sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something.

I may not be super smart but compared to you I am Albert Einstein.

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

Free expression is the base of human rights, the root of human nature, and the mother of truth. To kill free speech is to insult human rights, stifle human nature, and suppress the truth.

Sometimes being old is used as an insult, which is bizarre because, if you’re lucky, that’s literally going to happen to you. It’s a strange thing to gloat about: being born recently.

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

It is not insulting another that causes you pain. It is the part of your mind that agrees with the insult. Agree only with the truth about you, and you are free.

To limit the press is to insult a nation; to prohibit reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves.

I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,’ I said. ‘By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn’t true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.

Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words can never hurt you…unless you believe them. Then, they can destroy you.

I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m ignoring you.

It’s so hard for me to insult people.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

You, sir, are an oxygen thief.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had the authority to judge me. Who are you? God?

Even if you believe a creator god invented the laws of physics, would you so insult him as to suggest that he might capriciously and arbitrarily violate them in order to walk on water, or turn water into wine as a cheap party trick at a wedding?

Adding ‘just kidding’ doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal.

He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when the offense is intended is a greater fool.

Ignore me, I don’t care I’m used to it anyways, I’m invisible.

He is known as an idiot savant, minus the savant.

Though there are laws against blasphemy and insult to religion in many European countries, France has institutionalized its anti-clerical past by proscribing religion from public life.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

I love that super cute thing you do where you don’t text me back for hours, adorable.

I never insult any people I only tell them what they are.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

I’m sorry if you don’t like my honesty, but to be fair, I don’t like your lies.

You can’t control what other people say about you, but you can control how you respond.

Taste every fruit of every tree in the garden at least once. It is an insult to creation not to experience it fully. Temperance is wickedness.

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

I’m sorry you were offended when I called you a hoe. I didn’t know it was a secret.

The trash will get picked up tomorrow, be ready.

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

If lying was a job, I know some people who would be billionaires.

Allowing you to survive childbirth was medical malpractice.

If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War.

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate

I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

The degree of your stupidity is enough to boil water.

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

I am suggesting that as we go through life, we ‘accentuate the positive.’ I am asking that we look a little deeper for the good, that we still our voices of insult and sarcasm, and that we more generously compliment and endorse virtue and effort.

Oh, I didn’t realize you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

Your stupidity is so high I would like to kill myself and to do that I would have to jump from your ego to your IQ.

Not to be loved is a misfortune, but it is an insult to be loved no longer.

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you.

I am just so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.

I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.

I’ve seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

Excuse me miss, you’ve got a bit of face on your make-up.

He’s my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression… I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent. I lived with all these adopted children, so they are my family. To say Soon-Yi was not my sister is an insult to all adopted children.

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.

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