80+ Best Pimp Quotes, And Sayings

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Women say they want a man who knows what a woman’s worth is. That’s a pimp. ~ Rich Hall

It has nothing to do with selling sex for money. — Christian Finnegan

Atlanta is not the South. ― Pimp C

You don’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?” Curtis said softly. “Actually, yeah. I have both and a few women that I pimp out for money,” Genesis said loudly, making everyone, including Curtis laugh. Curtis rolled his eyes at him. “No – Author: A.E. Via

Now, she should be good-looking, but we’re willing to trade looks for a certain… morally casual attitude.

If you’re crying under fire, then you weren’t built for war. If a pimp took your girl, then your girl was never yours. ~MF Grimm

Pimp Quotes

Pimpin’ ain’t dead ’cause I will be the lifeline. — Lil Wayne

I wanted to be the man. ― Pimp C

If you’re on the dance floor and you look to your left and your right and there’s not a woman in sight…you’re NOT pimpin’

Niggas frown when you’re up and smile when you’re down. And when you change for the better, shife fools stop comin’ around. ~Pimp C

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow. ~Coolio

We gotta have kids’ music. ― Pimp C

I wish I could come out and play with you tonight, but I’m a little busy… with your girl on my lap.

Well, I’m too old to pimp and too young to die, so I’m just gonna keep playin’ ~Clark Terry

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. — Tiger Woods

All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.

You a lame so you dame playin’ mind games; I’m a pimp so I stay in that mind frame. ~Lil’ Flip

I think pimp, therefore I am. — Katt Williams

I’m up early ’cause ain’t enough light in the daytime. ― Pimp C

Keep a woman broke, keep her under control. Give her just enough to get by. She won’t starve to death, but she’ll never be able to afford to leave. That’s from the handbook on how to be a pimp. – Author: Eric Jerome Dickey

Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.

I’m trying to resurrect old-school rappers from N.Y. ― Pimp C

Ghetto stars pimped so hard for so long they’ll starve to pimp themselves behind psychic bars. – Author: T.F. Hodge

pimps do what they want to do, hoes do what they are told, and a square does what he can

You can’t have a conscience in the pimp game. ~Mark Wahlberg

Dim the lights get it in pimp tight do what I do I lace up my nikes. — Kid Cudi

I couldn’t get on a ‘Source’ cover ‘til I went to prison. ― Pimp C

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady? – Author: Molly Harper

I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. ~Joel Rosenberg

I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned. ~Drake

You can’t slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve. — Al Swearengen

I was a fan of DMC but I was captivated by Run’s style. ― Pimp C

The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family. – Author: Dana Gould

That’s what I like about high school girls…I keep getting older and they just stay the same age…

I can’t hang out as loose as I used to, but I can still go down Jefferson Avenue and look in the faces of winos, pimps, junkies, and all the things I’m made of. — Rick James

I’m doing pretty good on my own when I can control my tongue. ― Pimp C

A lot of incredible rap albums over the past couple of decades have deserved Album of the Year. To Pimp, a Butterfly is an extension of those albums. – Author: Kendrick Lamar

I’ll don’t know anything about the pimp game

The pimp has a grin, never a smile. ~Jean Genet

I think I’d be a good pimp cuz I’d never beat my ho’s. — Scott Caan

Music doesn’t have any color or no face. It’s a universal language. ― Pimp C

Damn, it. I wilted beside her, all my hopes and dreams of being a pimp dashed against the cruel rocks of reality. And an unwilling ho. – Author: Darynda Jones

There are times for falling apart, and there are times for getting funky. This is one of them funky times. So what’s it gonna be? Are you ready to play some funky music, white boy?

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. ~ Chris Rock

When you leave a pimp, you leave with nothing. — Annie Lobert

I couldn’t wait to meet his cherry-popping, cougar pimp landlady again. Said no one ever. – Author: Linda Kage

Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don’t want it if it’s that easy.

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Rap’s the occupation, but one day watch I’ll be Pimp of the Nation. ~Kid Rock

I tell my friends it’s asthma time I itch my throat, I got a new show for MTV, Pimp My Boat. — Tyler, The Creator

I did four years of an eight-year sentence and I’m on parole. ― Pimp C

Man, that’s the biggest mistake a pimp could make: marryin’ one of his hos.

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp. ~Johnny Carson

Of course, I want dubs and a candy painted ‘lac Watch the videos and get the girls in the back But if that’s what I believe in, and the reason that I rap Uncle Sam is my pimp when he puts me on the track — Macklemore

And when you change for the better, shiest fools stop comin’ around. ― Pimp C

These days, Countess, every cabbage has its pimp. – Author: Jean Giradoux

I pity the fool who goes out tryin’ a’ take over da world then runs home cryin’ to his momma!

I don’t like the negative of reality tv – the ‘you’re no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you loved me. I like Pimp My Ride where someone is helping somebody. — Bob Saget

I used to spend summers with my Granma in Louisiana; Crowley, LA. ― Pimp C

Stan got the message. He allowed the chicken assignments. What did that make him? A chicken pimp. Better than dead. – Author: Margaret Atwood

I believe that was God – the greatest mack of all.

Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world. They don’t do anything, they don’t make anything – they just stand there and take their cut. ~Jean Giraudoux

Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well.

Wasn’t nobody wearing diamond necklaces until Jay-Z jumped out there with them? – Pimp C

Fine. Everybody wears seatbelts. No radio. No distractions.” Ben shot Hi a stern look. “No running commentary.” “Your loss,” Hi said. “To the pimp ride! – Author: Kathy Reichs

All fighters are prostitutes and all promoters are pimps ~Larry Holmes

I must be the loneliest man in the world. Well, you’re not a man. And the loneliness is self-inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color his willy is. — John Lydon

If you’ve gotta tell on your people to get yourself out of trouble, you’re a snitch. ― Pimp C

Ladies and Gentlemen this fellow combines the classic stylings of a 1950’s robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970’s street pimp … that’s right, boys and girls everywhere, your friend Pimpbot 5000! – Author: Conan O’Brien

You da man, man, all my friends, they got big cajones, and you, you got big cajones.

God is not a watchmaker. God is a pimp. ~Anthony Capella

You’re fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy! Now, goddamnit, show me your war shimmy! — Laurie Notaro

As a kid, when somebody got that kinda influence over a child… you know how strong that can be. ― Pimp C

Got a young brown stallion and she’s 20 years old/When she pops it from the back you see that hairy asshole. – Author: Pimp C

The frame is the pimp of the painting; it enhances it, but it must never shine at the painting’s expense. ~Edgar Degas

The pimp is the executive organ of immorality. The executive organ of morality is the blackmailer. — Karl Kraus

Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world.

I gotta answer the hard questions in a hard-type manner. Anything else would be uncivilized. ― Pimp C

The philanthropist, the politician, and the pimp are inevitably found in the alliance because they have the same motives, they seek the same ends, to exist for, through, and by others. – Author: Isabel Paterson

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