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Clothing is clearly not Harley’s priority, but in some comic iterations, it’s become a big factor in her life. – Harley Quinn
I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No, thank you!
My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.
I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me. ~ Harley Quinn.
I’m not a good girl. I’m not a bad girl. I’m not even a girl anymore. – Harley Quinn, Batman: White Knight
They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable. – Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn Quotes
We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go. ~ Harley Quinn
I love the rain. It’s like angels are splooging all over us.
So when you find yourself locked into an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in the past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there’s always madness – the emergency exit – Joker.
You thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde. – Harley Quinn
I am the clown princess of crime, and I demand to be taken seriously! – Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series
I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day. – Harley Quinn
Hi guys, sorry I’m late. Had to go number two.
You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object – Joker to Batman
I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it! ~ Harley Quinn.
But the clown-spankin’ truth is this, our strength comes not from being whole, but from bein’ broken differently. Because there’s enough of us, we are whole together.
I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.
I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame! – Harley Quinn
You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals. – Harley Quinn
I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend I would be on the lookout for red flags and if I saw anything I’d do the healthy thing and murder him.
People love to pretend fantasy and reality are separate, distinct, and unrelated. Nothing could be further from the truth. They’re entwined.
I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.
Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy. – Harley Quinn
You can’t spell ‘slaughter’ without ‘laughter’! – Harley Quinn, Batman: Assault on Arkham
We’re bad guys, it’s what we do. – Harley Quinn
I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way. – Harley Quinn
Leave him alone, Boomer.
Because everything she does comes from within; from some dark impulse. I guess that’s what makes her so thrilling to watch. So dangerous. Even perfect at times, but also so damn destructive – Joker about Harley Quinn.
For what it’s worth, you made me want to be a less terrible person. ~ Harley Quinn.
Aren’t you glad you wore that? Sexy AND bulletproof! – Harley Quinn
I’m the queen of hearts, baby, and I’ll f***ing cut you. – Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn: Rebirth
No matter how insane you may be, there is always someone to complete the insanity. – Harley Quinn
Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death? – Harley Quinn
When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don’t just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs and tell you that the music you like ain’t real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while.
Am not sick, I’m twisted. Sick makes it sound like there’s a cure – Joker.
If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad. ~ Harley Quinn
Normal is just a setting on the dryer. – Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series
If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my shit. – Harley Quinn
I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over, or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress – and I actually paid for it! – Harley Quinn
I got road rage in a bank.
Childhood is when you Idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realize that the Joker makes more sense – Joker.
Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable…
Unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, we’re going to have to work together. – Harley to the Birds of Prey
It’s not every day you get to punch a god in the face
I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying, ‘course you do? Who wouldn’t? – Harley Quinn
Whatever your heart racing Dbags are called!
If you want boys to respect you, you have to show them that you’re serious. Blow something up. Shoot someone. ~ Harley Quinn.
The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange. – Harley Quinn
Puddin’, you’re always the smartest guy in the room. But you have to show it off all the time? – Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series
You were gonna save me? I can go back inside and you can still do it.
At the end of the day, Harley is nothing without her humor. From the comic book authors to the screenwriters, Harley Quinn constantly gets great banter and one-liners to showcase her wit. Here are some of the funniest Harley Quinn quotes.
I’m a psychiatrist, not a punchline. – Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series
I’m going to kill you. For everything, you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive. – Harley Quinn
Oh my god, is it a werewolf? I’ve wanted to meet a werewolf forever!
A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love – Joker
I dunno about ‘genius,’ but I do have a PhD. ~ Harley Quinn.
It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us. – Harley Quinn
I’m a survivor. I’m not gonna give up. I’m not gonna stop. I’m gonna work harder. – Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series
Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out. – Harley Quinn
Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world. – Harley Quinn
What? What are you talking about? We just had a conversation for like three hours about how your name is Milton.
Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile; the love behind your anger; and the reason behind your silence. ~ Harley Quinn.
You really put the ‘fun’ in the funeral. – Harley Quinn
Love is a chemical reaction in the brain that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, and then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. – Harley Quinn, Rick and Morty
Self-awareness comes in all forms. – Harley Quinn
You didn’t like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate.’ It’s a comedy. – Harley Quinn
I think you’re more pretty like this, with all those rotten thoughts empty from your head.
You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me – Joker to Batman.
Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you, inside -Joker.
Somethin’ tells me a whole lotta people are about to die! ~ Harley Quinn.
If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up! – Harley Quinn
I may be crazy, but at least I’m not boring. – Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series
I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome. – Harley Quinn
I don’t think so. I think I would’ve noticed if a guy named Milton had been with us. It’s not a very common name. I don’t think I’ve ever even met Milton.
Maybe we feel empty because we live pieces of us with everything we used to love – Joker.
You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be. ~ Harley Quinn.
I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me. – Dr. Harleen Quinzel
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone. – Harley Quinn, Batman: Mad Love
Everything she does comes from within, from some dark impulse. I guess that’s what makes her so thrilling to watch. So dangerous. Even perfect at times. But also so damned destructive. – Harley Quinn
Because everything she does comes from within; from some dark impulse. I guess that’s what makes her so thrilling to watch. So dangerous. Even perfect at times, but also so damn destructive. – Harley Quinn
If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.
After everything, I’ve been through I’m still smiling not because am strong, but because I’m crazy. Now that should scare you – Joker
You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then. ~ Harley Quinn.
You made me want to be a less terrible person. – Harley Quinn
I am not someone to be trifled with. I am not someone to be underestimated. – Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series
Face it, Harl, this stinks — yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states — and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown. – Harley Quinn
If you cough without covering your mouth…
Don’t talk like you’re one of them, you’re not! To them, you’re just a freak…like me. They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper – Joker
You’re always smiling, Joker. But sometimes I just wanna see you frown. – Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series
I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine. – Harley Quinn
Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant.
Don’t get me wrong, my puddings a little rough, but he loves me, really. – Harley Quinn
I even went to college. I got my Ph.D. Had my heart broken once or twice? Finding love, it’s not easy. So I threw myself into my work and became a psychiatrist. That’s when I met him. Mr. J. My Joker.
Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you’re stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.
Nice work, butterfingers, why didn’t just turn the bat signal on while you were at it? ~ Harley Quinn.
I must let the world know about my craving. I want pancakes and I want them now! – Harley Quinn
I don’t hate you because you’re crazy. You’re crazy because I hate you.
You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps. – Harley Quinn
It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh?
Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push – Joker
I knew I needed to find some way to show the world that I’d cut ties with Mr. J for good. Some people have the Eiffel Tower or Olive Garden. The Joker and I? Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant. And, luckily for me, I have all my best ideas drunk. – Harley Quinn
If I weren’t crazy, I’d be insane. – Harley Quinn, Batman: The Animated Series
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. – Harley Quinn
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