80+ Sister Birthday Quotes Funny, Wishes, & Messages

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Happy Birthday to not only the sassiest but the coolest, and craziest most adorable little sister in the world!

A very very merry birthday sister!! Look who just got older?! You start using mum’s aging cream, Because girl! Your wrinkles are getting very visible.

My sister is the best and most special sister… because we’re the same size and so I have double the wardrobe! Have a lovely birthday, Sis!

Thank goodness our parents kept you as the test monkey to protect us from bad experiments; Happy Birthday Sis.

Sister Birthday Quotes Funny

I could write a million songs about your grace and elegance – but mother always taught us not to lie.

Happy Birthday, sister! Can’t believe how old we’re getting! Love you

Happy birthday from one wise elder sister to her younger and more beautiful baby sister!

Even though you will always be a little monkey to me, you have grown up, happy birthday Lil sister

This time I wanted to wish you in an absolutely cute way but sorry! Google couldn’t dig any. I have faith that your birthday will be just like mine.

Many times in my lifetime I’ve found myself wishing you weren’t my sister. But today, I send you the sweetest of birthday wishes. Enjoy your day!

Happy birthday, sister. You have grown up now. I have lost count now.

You have indeed given me nerves of steel, Happy Birthday little sister.

Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear

Happy Birthday, sister. You’re a very special lady. Perhaps 27 will be your year? SO OLD!

I was trying to think of something funny or witty for your birthday message this year, but all I could think of were silly jokes and cliche anecdotes. I guess you got the gift of being both the younger one and the funny one, sis!

Happy Birthday little sister, I may have always been the smart one, but you have always been a great sidekick.

Dear, sister! Happy birthday. I have to tell you that you always say what you mean and that makes you a mean person sometimes. Anyway! Love you, sister.

Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Enjoy your birthday. It’s all about you!

Happy birthday, sister. I am sorry, even if you are elder than me, I will always be the brain.

You’re finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you’ve been doing since you were 16! Happy birthday

You’re not actually old… I guess. You’re one of my favorite humans & you’re beautiful! I hope your day is fantastic

I wouldn’t trade you for anything, sis You’re really lovely now, sis
May you always stay my sassy little sister
Little sister, you’re getting older each
year but that doesn’t necessarily mean
you’re growing up!

No one has quite a little sister like you. You are not only crazy but funny at the same time. Happy Birthday.

Hey sister! You got a year older!! Great, isn’t it? I am so happy… can you get me some water from the kitchen? Oh! And happy birthday, my funny sister.

The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday!

Happy Birthday, sister, You should now seriously take care of the wrinkle on your face hiding under your makeup.

Have I ever mentioned, how wonderful and comfortable your clothes are? No? Ups, sorry, they really are. Thanks! Happy birthday, sis, and hope your closet will always be full.

Enjoy the next three years until you are officially OLD! Love, Your younger sister

I hope you always stay funny and the cheeky little girl I know and love, and who growing up with was a total blast

Happy Birthday to the most competitive person I came across in my life. I don’t know though, why could you never accept my win against you…..

Happy hatch day sister! I cannot believe that I just survived another freaking year with you.

I used to think that you were just born bossy, then I realized you were just born first- so I guess you’re off the hook since you were just being a big sister. Happy birthday to the bossiest best sister.

As you are my only sister, unfortunately, I don’t have any option to choose you as my favorite one. Happy birthday, sister!

You know you get the most attention, right? So what exactly is the point of a whole day dedicated to you? Anyways, Happy Birthday!

No matter how old I get, I’ll still always be younger than YOU, you old fogey!

Happy birthday to you today! You’re lucky to have a younger sister like me My elder sister reminds me of myself We’re so alike, little sis
Happy birthday to my baby sister who is so cute and funny, which is probably why she reminds me so much of myself! We’re so alike it’s scary!

Happy Birthday, dear one. I love you and will love you until the very end. To be clear, this doesn’t mean that you are any better than me. Love you.

HBD Sis !!! may you have a fantastic day as you have an amazing and fun sister

No one can make me laugh like you do – especially when I look at your face.

I am sorry to take away the spotlight since I entered the world. Happy Birthday, Behena!

Happy birthday, little sis! Thanks for reminding me how old I am… ugh! Now give me some of that cake so I can drown my sorrows!

Happy birthday from your equally wonderful elder sister, sis! You’re older but still just as annoying, sis I’ve grown to love you, little sis. You’re my favorite younger sister

Happy Birthday little Sis. No matter how much you’ve grown or matured, you will always be the silly Lil sister to me.

It’s your day, sister! Happy birthday! So, when are you deciding to move out then?

Happy birthday, sister, As now you have grown up, I would like to take your time and say sorry about the lie I told you before. I was the one who broke your favorite kitchen set when we were kids.

To the sibling, I am least embarrassed to be related to! Or am I? Happy Birthday to the coolest sister anyone could ever ask for!

You know you’re old when you look forward to bed at 9 pm and make plans with friends knowing you’ll just cancel them later… Welcome to sweet old age, sis! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my favorite younger sister! You might not have a lot of competition but still, you’ll always be number 1 to me!

Happy Birthday, Sis, but that doesn’t mean that you don’t have to do the chores….

Hey Panini girl! Where is the cake? I am getting low on cake sugar.

Out of all of my siblings, life has blessed me with you’re my favorite because only you can see the humor in receiving an empty box as a gift.

Thank you for always taking care of me. But I still don’t understand why you choose mummy as a competition. Anyways have a wonderful birthday.

Happy birthday to you! You look like a Chimpanzee, and you belong in a zoo! There you go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!

Happy Birthday, sister! You better go check if you grew! I’m so glad the aliens sent you to earth all those years ago to be my sister. I hope you have a fun birthday! We love you!

I’m wishing a very happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous younger sister! There’s never a dull moment when you’re around!

Happy Birthday, dear younger sister. When will you ever grow mature?

Have a cherished day on which you were born years ago, a sister always be yourself but not too much please, that’s not affordable.

I had a really funny joke about you prepared for this special occasion, but then I realized I didn’t want people to see me get my ass kicked by a girl.

Mom and dad were bored of you. That’s why they had me. Anyways it’s okay! They still love you abit. Happy birthday, kiddo!

Out of all of my siblings, life has blessed me with you’re my favorite because only you can see the humor in receiving an empty box as a gif

Happy 18th Birthday, sister! I wish I could be there to celebrate with you. I’m so proud of you and I miss you every day! Now that you’re a legal adult, try to make better choices than I did! Haha! Love you to the moon and back Birthday Girl

May your special day today be just as weird, wild, and wonderful as you are, sis!

I look at people growing apart as they grow up. Then I always feel fortunate to come home to a lethally annoying sibling, you. Happy Birthday, kiddo.

Happy birthday to the most badass sister ever. I care about you a lot because it’s a scary world out there for someone as crazy dumb and wild as you.

You possess all of my good qualities but better if such a thing is even possible!

I wish you could try to be as impressive as me this year. Happy birthday, sister!

Happy Birthday, sister!! As you get older, I hope you always know I have your back. You can call me anytime (I mean, if I don’t answer, don’t call BACK to BACK to BACK! Haha!). I love you so dang much, even when you are being a turd

Let’s not forget all those holidays spent together, …and all the lazy days we’ve had in each other’s company. Happy Birthday, I can’t wait for what’s ahead of us!

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!

Congratulations! 17 You survive another year without succumbing to alcohol poisoning! I’m relieved. Congratulations on your birthday, sis! “Party hard, but not too hard that you end up in the emergency room!

Happy Birthday, Sister. As a kid, you were a lioness. But with the rising age, you’re becoming a lazy cat.

A sister knows you inside out and they know all your secrets… You better not blab to anyone cause I know all your secrets too! Okay, let’s call it a truce. Love you, sis. Wishing you the happiest birthday!

Being the elder sister and having to look out for me can’t have been easy when we were growing up, especially as I didn’t try and make it any easier! You must have had the patience of a saint back then!

Although we’re usually laughing at each other, I’ll always be laughing beside you. Take a deep breath and keep slaying! Happy Birthday, Sis.

Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!

I’m late, and I’m late for a crucial date! That is… your birthday! Sister, happy birthday! I adore you! I wish your birthday was everything you wished for and more!

Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Every year when your birthday comes around, I’m reminded of that one time you know who did you know what. LOL!! Shhhh – it’s still our little secret wink Love you lots.

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