100+ Funny Birthday Quotes For Brother, Wishes, & Messages

Are you looking for funny birthday quotes for your brother? Here we are providing the best collections of funny birthday quotes for your brother and wishes. Wish your brother make him a special memorable birthday day.

Happy birthday to my brother. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Happy birthday!

The world is a much better place because you’re in it. Many happy returns on your special day.

Of all the mistakes that mom and dad made, you’re my favorite! Happy birthday!

Call up your girlfriends and your friends on your birthday, So that we can enjoy the food and cake from your pocket. Happy birthday my monkey!

Happy Birthday to a brother who is smart, funny, witty, charming… and reminds me a lot of myself!

Funny Birthday Quotes For Brother

Happy birthday to such a great brother, I hope you have a fun day today!

I didn’t get you a gift this year, but never fear because I’m here! I mean, what better gift is there than me!

A thousand “happy birthdays” wouldn’t be enough to convey my love for you!

Happy birthday! I hope you have a good day! Because if you don’t, I’m telling mom and dad!

This year, don’t put candles on your birthday cake based on your age because we won’t be able to see the cake beneath them. Too many to count, Hahaha! Don’t be concerned, and keep getting older. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, bro! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows!

Cutting you some slack on your birthday, bro
Brother, if ever there was a time to cut you some slack it would have to be on your birthday! You can consider that is my gift to you this year

Happy birthday to the coolest brother! The day is brighter and more fun when you’re around.
You’re finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you’ve been doing since you were 16! Happy Birthday!

In spite of the fact that we sometimes go far too long without talking, I know that the bond we have is incredibly special and must be treasured at all costs. Here’s to a very happy birthday!

Why can’t a girl ask her brother for help? Because he can’t be a brother and “assist her” too! Happy birthday!

Take care of yourself, brother, growing old stinks! Happy Birthday, Big B!

You’re finally becoming less annoying, brother
You must be getting older, brother, since you’re finally becoming less annoying!

Happy birthday to the best brother in the world! Have a fantastic day!

I am the luckiest person in the world to have a best bud and brother in one single package. Thanks for being you!

Happy birthday! Make sure that you invite the mushroom to your birthday party! I hear he’s a “fungi!”

This year, I hope you enjoy your birthday and ignore your scaly skin and white hairs, which you might have in the next coming years.

Happy Birthday, brother! They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. But as we keep on doing the same stupid things we did as kids, I guess we are the exception to that rule.

My own birthday wishes must have come true as growing up with an annoying brother like you, I always hoped this day would come!

Hooray, it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day!

May your birthday be filled with blessings, good cheer, and good company.

They say that good sibling are one of life’s most wonderful gifts, so… you’re welcome! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday Tom, From your Jerry!

Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy Birthday!

Comforting wishes for my brother
Brother, You’re another year older So what can I say It’s best not to think about it And just celebrate your day!

Happy birthday, bro! Congratulations on another trip around the sun!

Though the sun will one day stop burning, I am lucky enough that my love for you will last until infinity.

Happy birthday! They say that with age comes wisdom. At your age, you must have a TON of wisdom!

I know we can’t select the family, That reminds me that I have to love you, And the reason Why I am struck to you. Happy birthday to the most annoying person.

Happy Birthday, brother! Although I’m really not sure why we’re celebrating you when it was Mom who did all the hard work.

Your birthday is becoming a fire hazard, brother
Happy birthday, brother!

No matter what happens in life, never give up on chasing your dreams! You’ve got this bro! Happy Birthday!

You’ve been here for me for my whole life so far, and I trust that you will remain there forever too. Happy birthday.

Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother? His name was Brock O. Lee! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, Brother, You should thank me for being with you and tolerating you so much. But before that, enjoy your day and have a blast!

Your birthday cake is definitely going to present a fire hazard this year, what with all the candles that’ll be on top of it!

Happy birthday, bro! I feel blessed to have a brother and buddy rolled into one. May your special day be loaded with happiness and love.

There are a million birthday wishes I could give you, but the most important thing is to know that I love you.

Happy birthday, brother! I’d make a joke about your age, but I’m older than you!

I am in your life is the best and the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy Birthday!

A brother like you is a dream come true
A brother like you is a dream come true,
If your dream is to have a super annoying brother, that is!

On your birthday I wish you lots of joy, fun, happiness, love, and all that stuff that doesn’t cost a thing… Have a good one!

The world is always changing but my love for you stays the same, year after year and birthday after birthday.

Before you were born, I had always wanted a baby sister! Thanks a lot… Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the brother who has the best sister in the world, urgghhh!

It’s remarkable how long we’ve put up with each other. Happy Birthday.

How is it possible that with each passing year, you find more new ways to bug me… I guess you’re getting more experienced with age, bro! Happy birthday

Happy birthday to my brilliant brother – today we celebrate you! I hope you have a great day and that the coming year is the best yet!

No matter how old either of us gets, I know that we will look after each other through thick and thin.

Happy birthday! For your gift, I’m throwing a huge orgy at your place with all our friends! Everybody’s coming…

You’re turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

Before brother, you are the best partner in crime for me! Happy birthday to my villain!

You’re older but not any wiser, brother
Happy birthday, brother!

I miss you so much little brother, May this day in your life be as jovial as you. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my hero and role model, my wonderful brother.
Your birthday is so special to me because that is the day I received the most wonderful gift: you!

Mom and dad’s favorite child… would like to wish you a happy birthday!

No matter how serious life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you, bro! Have a brilliant birthday.

You might be another year older, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re any wiser! There’s no other brother quite like you There’s no other brother Who’s quite like you You truly are unique
And super awesome, too!

May this special day in your life be beautiful, and full of love and happiness! Happy Birthday, brother!

A brother is a friend given to us by nature. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my favorite SOB! Sorry, meant to say SIB-ling!

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

I’m sending the very best birthday wishes your way, So that you may celebrate. Your birthday is in style today!

I wish you all the things in life as you celebrate your special day. Happy birthday small brother!

Words will never suffice to describe the special bond that we have, brother. I can only hope that my actions will serve to demonstrate my love for you.

Thanks for always being older than me! Happy birthday!

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday, and then I remembered that you already have me. You’re welcome. Happy Birthday!

Having a brother like you is worth two! You’re just as much effort to handle as a pair of siblings, but you’re worth the work, bro!

To the baby boy who has grown so fast to become a man. I wish you wish it were your birthday every day because that way I could shower you with the love that you deserve.
the best happy birthday brother.

Happy birthday! I heard you were planning a trip to Ohio for your birthday. “OH,” brother…

The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stays the same! Happy Birthday, brother!

I wouldn’t trade you for the world, bro
Happy birthday to the best kid brother a sister could wish for! You might be crazy and sometimes annoying, but I wouldn’t trade you for the world!

It is just the other day you were born; time really passes by so quickly. Now you are a grown-up man. Happy Birthday small brother!

I am honored to have had the privilege of growing up with you, and just as honored to get old with you. Happy birthday, bro.

Are we hanging out tonight for your birthday? You know what they say – bros before… wonderful women! Happy birthday!

You asked for it… here is “nothing”. You’re welcome! Happy Birthday.

A brother who is annoying but never boring
Happy birthday to my always annoying
but never boring brother!

You are the best younger brother in the whole world. Happy birthday to my younger brother!

Happy birthday. You are a much-needed beacon of joy and hope in this troubled world.
You are my oldest and best friend. Happy birthday, brother.

Happy birthday! You were such a cute little boy growing up! What happened?

Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite brother of all time – I know you’re my only brother, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round.

I wouldn’t have you any other way, bro!
There are only a handful of brothers like you there are a handful of siblings
Who has a brother like you which is perhaps for the best since you’d probably be too
Much to handle for all the rest!

We might fight and disagree but you are always my small brother. Happy Birthday, brother!

If I got a dollar for every time I thought of you and smiled, I’d be a millionaire by the weekend. Happy birthday, bro.

Albert Einstein was a genius! His brother, Frank, was an absolute monster! Happy birthday!

Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, bro!
I’m just a better-looking version of you, brother
Happy birthday, brother!

You are my best gift ever, happy birthday to my beloved brother!

Happy birthday! Just remember that if you end up spending your birthday night “solo,” you always have your “han!”

Like to keep things short and sweet? In this section, you’ll find short and simple birthday wishes for brothers, perfect for writing in a greeting card message or posting to his Facebook page.

I imagine that looking at me right now must be like looking into a much younger and better-looking mirror!

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