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People die when they are killed.
Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world. Can’t he come up with something more original? – Lina Inverse
An angel? So Whis is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts not hanging out. – Goku
I’ll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT! – Light Yagami
Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation.
Funny Anime Quotes
Look around Eren, at these big ass trees. – Levi Ackerman
There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and, unfortunately, our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these. – Frieza
Hey, you! Spiky aloe vera b*. – Naruto
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her.
Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family? – Ash Ketchum
That’s a funny way of describing it! It’s to be expected from one of the most ridiculous comedy series ever created.
If I get reincarnated, I wanna become a clam – Monkey D. Luffy
Rosette Christopher – Chrono Crusade
Takumi Usui – Kaichou wa Maid Sama
Genres: Action, Romance, Supernatural
Azmaria is amazing. She’s already learning how to kiss up to rich people at such an age.
Will you be eating that cake?… Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.
Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell’s Sasuke?
Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious. – Beerus
I’m a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit Maid cafes. Of course, I collect maid figurines. I play games that feature maids and it turns me on so much that I wear a maid uniform and jump for joy. – Takumi Usui
My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them. – Naruto
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough! – Marie Mjolnir
There are three things I cannot tolerate; cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and, unfortunately, our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these. – Frieza
I have two rules. Rule one: I’m always right. Rule two: If I’m wrong, refer to rule one… – L from “Death Note
What a low blow! Your friend of a child! A punch to the scrotum is unforgivable!
I’m not scared. Just looking for an entrance to the Mayonnaise Kingdom. – Toshiro Hijakata
Gintoki Sakata – Gintama
Genres: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.
Hey, you stupid fox, you’re in my body and you owe me rent, so for payment, I’ll take your chakra, you got that? – Naruto from
Please don’t worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you. – Excel
I’ll gladly turn it into a piece of paper. – Terunosuke Miyamoto
There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and, unfortunately, our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these. – Freeza from “Dragon Ball Z
Boobs aren’t fat! Instead, they’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams!
The name’s Amanda. Considering the two of us are both rebels, I think we’ll be friends. – Amanda O’Neill
I’m a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. But, of course, I also collect maid figurines. I play games that feature maids, which turns me on so much that I’ll wear the maid uniform and jump for joy.
I’m going to be late for the snail-watching club and I’m the only member. – Melvin Brothers
You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy. – Frederica Greenhill Yang
No matter what I do, I hurt people. I’m a sinful man. A guilty guy. – Karamatsu Matsuno
Don’t you know it’s rude to grow mushrooms in other people’s closets?!! – Fujioka Haruhi
Hey, Mister! I am a mad scientist! It’s so cool! Son of a b*tch!
An angel? So, what is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts are not hanging out. – Son Goku
I have a family of my own I need to tend to. Two boys and a wife. An extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now. – Goku from “Dragon Ball Z
If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets. – L Lawliet
What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life. – Heiwajima Shizuo
Pornography can save the world! – Taiga Okajima
Shirō Emiya in Fate/Stay Night
Genres: Action, Fantasy, Romance, Supernatural
People die when they are killed.
I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top. – Rider Astolfo
So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity? – Hiei
Hiei – YuYu Hakusho
Genres: Action, Comedy, Supernatural
So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, It was the worst dream ever! – Taiga Aisaka from “Toradora
I’ll gladly turn it into a piece of paper!
I couldn’t help laughing the moment I saw him. I think that was the first time I laughed since I came to that school. He might have looked stupid, but it was the kind of stupid I wanted in on. – Tomoya Okazaki
Boobs aren’t fat! They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams! – Sagara Yoshiharu
If you die, I’ll kill you. – Roronoa Zoro
Yusuke Urameshi – Yu Yu Hakusho
Genres: Action, Comedy, Supernatural
Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid.
Our weakness is that we are morons. – Angel from
Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation. – Lucifer
Son Goku – Dragon Ball Z
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.
I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.’ – Sasuke Uchiha from “Naruto
This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world—well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks. – Megumin
If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic? – Senjougahara
I bet dead people are easier to get along with. – Crona from “Soul Eater
This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world… Well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks.
Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly? – Azuma Kiyokuni
We had s*x, and sex makes babies!!!”
Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us. – Kondou Isao
Stop making me repeat myself, It’s bad for my health. – Duo Maxwell
When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents! – Isshin Kurosaki
Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way? Hiei
Motoharu – Daily Lives of High School Boys
Right, I have something I have to apologize to Mitsuo for. Sometimes, when we were playing, you’d suddenly start crying, and then you’d run home. You probably thought you’d fooled us, but everyone knew… that you had pooped your pants! Sorry.
Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid. – Yusuke
My ears do more than just frame my face. – Piccolo from “Dragon Ball Z
You try to sound like you think things through when in fact you’re not thinking at all. – Kurama
The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle. – Konohamaru from “Naruto
An angel? So this is an angel? Of course, but he’s got no wings and his butts not hanging out.
This is a treasure for all mankind. Too big for my pocket, anyway. – Lupin III
Excuse me, but are you the oddball in your family?
Here are some 60 funny anime quotes that are sure to make you smile:
- “I don’t want to conquer anything. I just think the guy with the most freedom in this whole ocean…is the Pirate King!” – Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
- “I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy-saving mode.” – Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)
- “If you can’t do something smart, do something right.” – Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- “I’m not short! I’m fun-sized!” – Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- “I’m not a gamer, I’m just in a long-term relationship with my video games.” – Hachiman Hikigaya (My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU)
- “The only thing I’m giving up is giving up!” – Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
- “The best way to get rid of your worries is to be helpful to others.” – Sanae Dekomori (Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions)
- “I’m not stupid. I’m just too lazy to show how smart I am.” – Oreki Houtarou (Hyouka)
- “I’m not a pervert… I’m a super pervert!” – Jiraiya (Naruto)
- “There’s no way a mere sandwich could defeat me!” – Shokugeki no Soma
- “The difference between the novice and the master is that the master has failed more times than the novice has tried.” – Koro-sensei (Assassination Classroom)
- “I don’t run away from a fight. I run toward it!” – Katsuki Bakugo (My Hero Academia)
- “I don’t mind being a pervert… as long as it’s cute!” – Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club)
- “I’m not short-tempered. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.” – Yuu Otosaka (Charlotte)
- “I’m not a hero, I’m a high-functioning sociopath.” – Koyomi Araragi (Monogatari Series)
- “I don’t know everything, I just know what I know.” – Mei Misaki (Another)
- “I’m not a demon. I’m a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther.” – Yuuji Itadori (Jujutsu Kaisen)
- “I don’t want to conquer the world, I just want to eat hot pot!” – Rimuru Tempest (That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime)
- “I’m not a kid. I’m a weapon!” – Maka Albarn (Soul Eater)
- “I don’t need friends. They disappoint me.” – Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail)
- “I’m not antisocial; I’m just not user-friendly.” – Tomoko Kuroki (WataMote)
- “I don’t need luck. I have ammo.” – Revy (Black Lagoon)
- “I’m not a prince, I’m a princess!” – Hime Arikawa (Himegoto)
- “I don’t have a big brother. I have a big sister with a beard.” – Hachiman Hikigaya (My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU)
- “I’m not weird. I’m limited edition!” – Mei Tachibana (Say “I Love You”)
- “I don’t lose. I either win or learn.” – Ken Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul)
- “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” – L (Death Note)
- “I don’t do fashion. I am fashion.” – Kuranosuke Koibuchi (Princess Jellyfish)
- “I’m not a psychic. I just have really good intuition.” – Izaya Orihara (Durarara!!)
- “I don’t want to save the world. I just want to make it a better place.” – Rintarou Okabe (Steins; Gate)
- “I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged!” – Kagura (Gintama)
- “I don’t want to be the main character. I prefer the quirky sidekick role!” – Tomoya Aki (Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend)
- “I’m not a man who’s easy to sway. Except if it’s about food.” – Luffy (One Piece)
- “I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.” – Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail)
- “I’m not lying. I’m just not telling the truth.” – Houtarou Oreki (Hyouka)
- “I’m not scared of heights. I’m scared of falling from heights.” – Tomoya Okazaki (Clannad)
- “I don’t need to study. My brain is just too awesome to be controlled.” – Saiki Kusuo (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.)
- “I’m not a glutton. I’m just passionate about food!” – Sanji (One Piece)
- “I’m not a villain. I’m just misunderstood.” – Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
- “I’m not slow. I’m just enjoying life in the slow lane.” – Choromatsu Matsuno (Osomatsu-san)
- “I’m not cute. I’m deadly.” – Taiga Aisaka (Toradora!)
- “I don’t mind getting hit if it’s by a cute girl!” – Rito Yuuki (To Love-Ru)
- “I’m not bad luck. I’m just good at finding trouble.” – Bell Cranel (Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?)
- “I’m not weak. I’m just conserving my energy.” – Saitama (One Punch Man)
- “I’m not late. I just arrived exactly when I meant to.” – Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
- “I’m not stubborn. My way is just better.” – Nami (One Piece)
- “I’m not a doctor, but I’ll take a look anyway.” – Doraemon (Doraemon)
- “I’m not afraid of anything! Except for bugs. And ghosts. And the dark.” – Yui Hirasawa (K-On!)
- “I’m not a lady. I’m a warrior in a dress.” – Diane (The Seven Deadly Sins)
- “I’m not broke. I’m just experiencing a temporary lack of funds.” – Yato (Noragami)
- “I’m not emotionless. I just have a high tolerance for awkward situations.” – Raku Ichijou (Nisekoi: False Love)
- “I’m not a loser. I just prefer not to win.” – Gintoki Sakata (Gintama)
- “I’m not heartless. I just don’t have the heart, to begin with.” – Accelerator (Toaru Majutsu no Index)
- “I’m not weak. I’m just saving my energy for something important.” – Yugi Mutou (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
- “I’m not shy. I’m just quietly plotting your demise.” – Mio Akiyama (K-On!)
- “I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra friendly with someone I find attractive.” – Momo Yaoyorozu (My Hero Academia)
- “I’m not an otaku. I’m a highly dedicated fan!” – Konata Izumi (Lucky Star)
- “I’m not irresponsible. I’m just spontaneous!” – Yui (Angel Beats!)
- “I’m not a kid anymore. I’m a full-grown child!” – Shinichi Izumi (Parasyte)
- “I’m not a stalker. I just follow people a lot.” – Koyomi Araragi (Monogatari Series)
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