60+ Iconic Old Gregg Quotes for Fans of The Mighty Boosh

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It’s attached to your rod, mother licker! – Old Gregg

You’re like a breadstick, you got no rhythm!

Have you ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?

Maybe I should ask you the same question—what are you doing in my waters?

I like you. What do you think of me?

Old Gregg Quotes

We could do some watercolors together, you and I.

Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

Do you like Old Gregg’s place? I’ve got all the good things.

Come on, don’t make me beg now, ‘cause I’m not your regular guy! Don’t be shy! Do you love me?

Accessible now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? Have you ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?

Maybe I’ll deal with it the way I dealt with Curly Jefferson.

Thank you, sir. I got some more. I got these too. That one’s Bailey’s a bit bigger. And that one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s without your eyes getting wet.

I’m Old Gregg. Pleased to meet you.

Then he realized it was a funky ball of tts from outer space!

I got these too. That one’s Bailey’s’. That one’s ‘Bailey’s A Bit Bigger.’ That one’s ‘As Close As You Can Get To Bailey’s Without Your Eyes Getting Wet.

What did it mean to you to see that? Did it mean you love me?

You wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

Why are you going? We got everything we need here. We got Bailey’s cream. And everything we need. I’ll get you another Bailey’s.

Some say Old Gregg is like a big fish finger. But big, like, as in a garage. Imagine a fish finger as big as a garage!

You love me, and you’ve seen me, and you know me. I’m Old Gregg!

Oh, you know me. You’ve seen my downstairs mixup.

Gregg’s place. You’ve been asleep. Do you want a little drinky? I’ll get you a drink. YDo you like Bailey’s? Mmmm—creamy. Soft, creamy beige.

Don’t kill me. I’ve got so much to give. – Howard Moon

I took Home Economics, I got an A+. I did a crumble. The teacher said mine was the best one. – Old Gregg

Mmm, that is quite a portfolio you’ve got going on there. But I really should be heading off, so it’s been good. – Howard Moon

It’s about the size of a medicine ball but covered in t*ts.

Let me show you something. I call that one Old Gregg. And then that one I call Old Gregg. And this one, you know what I call that one?

Well, you know, I’m a busy man, Gregg. You know, I got things to do. Howard Moon—man about town. – Howard Moon

Umm, gonna have to pretend I didn’t hear that, Gregg.

Well, you get to know someone, hang out, and see where that goes. This, that, the other, eventually—you know. I don’t know you!

Some say he’s half-man, half-fish, but some say he is more of a 70-30 split; whatever the percentage he’s one fishy b*

But I’m too old now. And besides, I know it’s all talk.

Just taking the air, you know. Not fishing!

You know me, hmm? What about the boat times?

But if he had only seen her! Seen that look on her face!

I think you’re a friendly, modern gentleman.

The way I see it, if you’re going to be thinking anyway, you might as well think big.

Could you learn to love me?

We all know that The Mighty Boosh also showcases some other unforgettable characters; one of them is Howard Moon!

It’s not about me; it’s about the people who don’t have anything and are starving or don’t have any shelter at all. – Gregg

Do you think you could ever love me?

I’ve always wanted to make more money than anybody else so that nobody could tell me what to do.

You must love me exactly as I love you.

When I was young, my family had no money for luxuries like TV or air conditioning in our house so we were outside playing ball all summer long

How does it work? Tell me how it works.

The only time I wear suits is when someone important dies

Then how come to this hook’s in my head, fool?

I had a dream one time that I was walking up this road and there were all these people on the side of the road, playing music and stuff.

A birthday is another day when you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

We need more than just two parties running things

Do you love me? Are you playin’ your love games with me? I just want to know what to do, because I need your love. Oh, come on now.

Well, is this the way out? Uhm, I better be scootin’. Got meetings and a friend of mine is waiting, so perhaps I should be.

You can’t go to school without an education. – Old Gregg

It’s not about how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving.

I don’t know what my legacy will be, but I’m going to leave it out there for somebody else to figure out.

If we stop fighting now, then we’re just giving in.

That was our first date, hmm? You pulled me up with your strong arms!

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