101+ Periods Quotes, and Status

Are you looking for periods quotes? Here is the right place to get the best collections of periods quotes. Menstruation is a woman’s monthly bleeding, often called her “period.” When you menstruate, your body discards the monthly buildup of the lining of your uterus (womb).

If caught wearing white and you stain, stand and spread out your skirt, let the boys read into it shapes like blots of ink.

“Boy: ‘psh! how bad can a period be? So what, you got cramps?’ Girl: ‘how about you let me stab your stomach 100 times and let you bleed out and make you walk around like everything is perfectly fine.

Dear guys, If you know that your girl is on her period, bring her pizza or fries or ice cream or any food you know she likes. It’ll make her happy on her crappy days of the month. Be there for her.

Periods Quotes

To guys who underestimate the strength of a woman: everything you can do, I can do bleeding.

History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Estrogen decides everything. ― Marie Hoäg, MBA

No! Of course, cramps don’t hurt! It’s just my body laying a freaking egg and if it doesn’t get used, my body will just RIP down the wall inside me. No big deal.

Do you ever start crying about something and then the next day you get your period and you’re like I knew I wasn’t a weak ss btch! — Unknown
Never doubt yourself!

To the men who call periods gross, what is gross is your attitude that will make your daughter wish she was born a boy. – Nikita Tajiri

I have great respect for incremental improvement, and I’ve done that sort of thing in my life, but I’ve always been attracted to the more revolutionary changes. I don’t know why. Because they’re harder. They’re much more stressful emotionally. And you usually go through a period where everybody tells you that you’ve completely failed. Steve Jobs

The goal is to get your estrogen where it should be so you don’t have to hang out in social support groups that do nothing but chew the cud on how miserable they are without estrogen. ― Marie Hoäg, MBA

My uterus is shedding and I will not hesitate to stab you.

What’s a period? Uterus wants a baby. A person doesn’t have a baby. Uterus wants revenge. — Unknown
It’s a love-hate relationship. Mostly hate.

Behind every great woman is a great, embarrassing first menstruation story. – Emily Bergl from Talia

I experience a period of frightening clarity in those moments when nature is so beautiful. I am no longer sure of myself, and the paintings appear as in a dream. Vincent Van Gogh

If nature really acknowledged the so-called women’s month, the entire month would have been period-pains-free.
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Yes, I am on my period. No, that doesn’t mean that my anger is irrational.

Just because you have your period, doesn’t mean you get to be a b-tch.’ ‘Oh okay. Just because you have a dick, doesn’t mean you can be one. — Unknown
He needs to realize his place.

Why does Mother Nature need to make a scene that lasts for seven days to tell me I am not pregnant?
But don’t get her wrong. You are not pregnant when your period comes. But you can still get pregnant on your periods. Sperms can survive up to six days. So there’s a chance. Don’t drop your guards, girls.

I’m curious. Period. I find everything interesting. Real life. Fake life. Objects. Flowers. Cats. But mostly people. If you keep your eyes open and your mind open, everything can be interesting. Agnes Varda

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods… a few seconds after he took Viagra.
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Why are you’re bad*ss? Because you can bleed for a week straight without dying.

I could hate you more than anything else in the world, but if your period soaks through your pants, I got your back girl. — Unknown
Girls gotta stick together.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
– Roseanne Barr

If the human race wishes to have a prolonged and indefinite period of material prosperity, they have only got to behave in a peaceful and helpful way toward one another. Winston Churchill

A transition period is a period between two transition periods. ― George Stigler

Pretty much every female on this planet has to deal with that time of the month. You know, our monthly monster, shark week, the crimson tide, moon time, mother nature’s gift, good ‘old Aunt Flo — yes we’re talking about your period.

I was watching tv and started crying. When my brother asked why I was crying I yell, ‘my uterus is crying blood, so I am crying tears’ he just slowly walked out of the room. — Unknown
Poor friends and families.

Enough is enough
To the guys who blame everything on my period, I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?

If the human race wishes to have a prolonged and indefinite period of material prosperity, they have only got to behave in a peaceful and helpful way toward one another. Winston Churchill

“He closes the door with a determined click, and I hear him call to a flight attendant, and I sink down onto the toilet seat, resting my elbows on my knees and my head in my hands as I listen to him through the door.

“I’m sorry to bother you but my wife,” he says, and then pauses. With the last word he says, my heart begins to hammer. “The one who now got sick? She’s started her… cycle? And I’m wondering if you keep any, or rather if you have… something? You see this all happened a bit fast and she packed in a hurry, and before that, we were in Vegas. I have no idea why she came with me but I really really don’t want to screw this up. And now she needs something. Can she, uh,” he stutters, finally saying simply, “borrow quelque chose?” I cover my mouth as he continues to ramble, and I would give anything at this moment to see the expression of the flight attendant on the other side of this door. “I meant to use,” he continues. “Not to borrow because I don’t think they work that way.”

I hear a woman’s voice ask, “Do you know if she needs tampons or pads?”

Oh God. Oh God. This can’t be happening.

Um…” I hear him sigh and then say, “I have no idea but I’ll give you a hundred dollars to end this conversation and give me both.
― Christina Lauren, Sweet Filthy Boy

You should never make a decision the day before your period

Periods are red, I’m feeling blue, screw you hormones, Mother Nature, I hate you. — Unknown
Such a sweet poem.

How am I beautiful when I am pregnant but not when I am menstruating? Don’t you know you can’t have one without the other?
– Nikki Tajiri

At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace the savage races throughout the world. Charles Darwin

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

So why is talking about our periods or menstrual cycles something society has made women feel like we should be embarrassed about? Why is it that when girls have to go to the bathroom on their period, we feel the need to hide our tampons?

Girls have periods, cramps, babies, and everything else. The least a guy could do is text us first. — Unknown
They owe us at least that much.

You can bleed for a week straight and still be alive. What a badass you are.

I am usually a fun-loving person, and I say most things in jest. Sometimes I get in trouble, but over a period of time, I think people now realize that most of the things I say are in jest. Ranveer Singh

I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn’t even have to go to school during your period. You’d just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.
― Andrea Portes, Anatomy of a Misfit

It is quite a big deal. It’s so extraordinary that we female humans should be linked to the moon and the tides. It’d sound like science fiction if you made it up – mysterious planetary forces making us bleed.

Guys that are grossed out by girls getting their periods are lame. I’m sure your mother was praying to get hers but got you instead, tragic. — Unknown

Life is just a short period of time in which you are alive. -Philip Roth

Thermal reflective blankets can increase illness in people that use them for long periods.
― Steven Magee

I bleed twelve weeks a year, so I know a thing or two about bloodstains.

When I’m on my period: Person: ‘hey’ Me: ‘Can you shut up? — Unknown
Don’t even try talking to me at this point.

Boredom always precedes a period of great creativity. Robert M. Pirsig

It was easy for me to understand this language of blood, pain, and creation that begins with the physical substance itself when one is a woman.
― Carmen Laforet, Nada

Stop mansplaining menstruation, we’ve got this.

If I get my period on my wedding day, I’m calling the wedding off. — Unknown
When your period is unpredictable and you’re trying to plan around it.

Man is never always happy, and very often only a brief period of happiness is granted him in this world; so why escape from this dream which cannot last long? Frederic Chopin

I think one of the reasons we don’t hear much about PMDD or give sufferers permission to seek help is that we don’t take women’s pain seriously. It’s just a natural burden we’re supposed to bear for being women. It’s been reported that there is a pain bias in the medical industry. It’s unclear if it’s due to a gender bias in medical staff, lack of research on women, or differences between how men and women interpret and communicate pain.
― Hannah Witton

Period problems: Falling asleep in white sheets and waking up on a Japanese flag.
Any woman who has experienced an unexpected period can relate.

I was 17 when my body started changing, and I worried about what I did wrong. I went through a period where I didn’t eat at all. I also had someone who was encouraging me to take diet pills. I pushed myself to the extreme because I woke up one day and had hips – and a butt – and thought, ‘Oh my gosh, I’m getting fat!’ Shantel VanSanten

I know that back when you were in seventh-grade typing class and pecking away at your Smith Corona Coronet Automatic 12, Mrs. Tegnell taught you to type a double space after a sentence-ending period, but you are no longer in the seventh grade, you are no longer typing on a typewriter, and Mrs. Tegnell is no longer looking over your shoulder.
― Benjamin Dreyer

I threw a tampon (still in the package) into a crowd of teenage boys just to watch them scream and run in separate directions.

If your girl is on her period: don’t argue with her, bring her food, watch movies with her, make her something to eat, RUB HER TUMMY, make her laugh, lay down with her, hold her in your arms, massage her, don’t say ‘ew’, handle her mood swings, understand she’s in pain. — Unknown
Spoil her! She needs it.

I want to promote the introduction of art history in primary schools and to convince the general public that, even in a period of economic crisis, arts funding is an absolute necessity at the federal, state, and local levels. Camille Paglia

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