101+ Crazy Quotes Celebrating the Joy of Uniqueness

Are you looking for crazy quotes? Embrace the wild and hilarious side of life with our best collections of crazy quotes. From jokes to offbeat perspectives, these quotes of welcoming the unexpected and let loose. Explore a world of kink and laughter through our handpicked crazy quotes that add a touch of whimsy to your day.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live. ~ Charles Bukowski

Do not take life too seriously. You never get out of it alive. —Elbert Hubbard

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane! – Billy Joel

It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than to be absolutely boring. – Marilyn Monroe

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.—Mitch Hedberg

Crazy Quotes

You need to be a little crazy. Crazy is the price you pay for having an imagination.

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. ~ Mitch Hedberg

Life is not a fairy tale. You lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer

I’m being crazy for you but the timing is always off!

Only someone who is crazy can survive the ups and downs that a business brings. Pick yourself up, brush yourself off, and move on. It’s a start.

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.—President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove

Some may never live, but the crazy never die. — Hunter S. Thompson

Being crazy isn’t enough.― Dr. Seuss

We are all crazy, but those that analyze their craziness are called philosophers. ~ Anonymous

To be old and wise, you need to first be young and stupid.

Be spontaneous. Be wild. Be crazy. Be anything but normal!

Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy. – Matt Nguyen

My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.—Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls

Crazy people don’t sit around wondering if they’re nuts. — Jake Gyllenhaal

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?― Albert Einstein

My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him, ‘If you don’t mind I’d like a second opinion.’ He said, ‘All right… you’re ugly too!’ ~ Rodney Dangerfield

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. —Reba McEntire

‘Have I gone mad?’ Asked the Mad Hatter, sadly. ‘I’m afraid so,’ said Alice. ‘You’re entirely bonkers. But shall I tell you a secret? All the best people are. – Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Of course, I’m crazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong. – R.A. Wilson

The point, however obvious, is pretty fundamental: you need to be a little crazy to change the world, and you can’t really fake it.

Don’t gobble funk around with words.― Roald Dahl, The BFG

You can’t be old and wise if you were never young and crazy. – Chris Brown

Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness. And they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy… or they become legends. ~ Jim Harrison

Fear is the second toughest bitch in life. Do you know who comes first? You.

You can always trust the information given to you by people who are crazy; they have access to truth not available through regular channels.— Sheila Ballantyne

Love can make you crazy! Being in love can make you happy or sad — all in a matter of seconds. It’s like a crazy roller coaster. Kenise A. Etwaru, The Good Wife and the Other Woman

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.—Jack Handey

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. — Dave Chappelle

The Edge… There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over it.― Hunter S. Thompson, Hell’s Angels

Dreams are often the most profound when they seem the most crazy. ~ Sigmund Freud

Somedays you eat salad and work out. Somedays you have cupcakes and pizza. It’s called balance.

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. The only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things… – John Chapman

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.― Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.—Mark Twain

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? — Ursula K. Le Guin

Life is like an ice cream. Enjoy it before it melts.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! – C.S. Lewis

Craziness is doing the same thing and expecting a different result. – Tom DeMarco

Crazy people are like a tuba gone wild. They ignore the sheet music and begin playing their own tune, overpowering the rest of the orchestra.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.—Will Ferrell

I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it’s crazy, but that’s the only thing I’d really like to be. I know it’s crazy.― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

Love is a crazy thing. It sucks and is totally overrated. ~ Anonymous

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time, it’s in your hand.

Be crazy, be weird, and don’t be afraid of what anybody thinks!

Sometimes it’s the crazy people who turn out to be not so crazy. — Kevin Spacey

When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.

Dr. Mike Bechtle, People Can’t Drive You Crazy If You Don’t Give Them the Keys

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.—Rita Rudner

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the craziest.— Sigmund Freud

Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.― Jennifer Elisabeth, Born Ready: Unleash Your Inner Dream Girl

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. ~ Anonymous

When something goes wrong in your life, just say ‘PLOT TWIST’ and move on.

There’s not a word yet, for old friends who’ve just met.– Jim Henson

You could have all the crazy thoughts you wanted, as long as you smiled and kept them to yourself.– Mara Purnhagen

Through all the distractions in this crazy, mixed-up world, live as though your life is sacred and precious and meaningful and important in the whole scheme of things… because it is.

Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.—Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day

Is it so far from madness to wisdom? (Daenerys Targaryen) ― George R. R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

All the good ones are a little crazy. – Unknown

You’re mad, I said. You know what he can do. No prize is worth that.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? ~ Anonymous

Life is like the smiley face emoji. You never know what it really means.

I may be crazy but it keeps me from going insane. – Waylon Jennings

We all need to find solace in this crazy world we live in!

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.—Erma Bombeck

I’m crazy, but I’m not stupid. — Jackie Chan

The Darkling will hunt you for the rest of your days.

Don’t make love by the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors are not. ~ Anonymous

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. —Mae West

It’s not easy being the sane one! – Charmaine

Being in love will leave you half-crazy.

It’s okay to be crazy, but don’t be insane. — Sean Combs

Rachel Adams Lee, ‎Nina Rowan Heller, Lost to Found in 90 Days

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.—Phyllis Diller

Then you and I will have something in common, won’t we? Besides, I like to have powerful enemies. Makes me feel important.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. ~ Woody Allen

Enjoy this donut while you still can, ‘cause tomorrow you might have another one.

One person’s craziness is another person’s reality. – Tim Burton

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. – Unknown

It’s never any fun being normal, and besides… all the best people are crazy.

I can live with being thought of as crazy. I will not live a life full of competition, jealousy, lies, and destruction.

Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.—Ellen DeGeneres

Isn’t it fun to be nuts? Isn’t it fun to be crazy? — Adam West

I have so many good qualities, Sturmhond said. It can be hard to choose.― Leigh Bardugo, Siege and Storm

I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.

Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. ~ George Bernard Shaw

It’s better to be ridiculous than boring.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.

Cathy Jackson Carr, But God Gave Me Common Sense: Sometimes It’s Better To Love

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’—Anonymous

When you are crazy, you learn to keep quiet. ― Philip K. Dick, VALIS

Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is… Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It’s you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends.― Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Those who die yesterday have plans for today. You have today.

Sometimes, being silly with your friends is the best therapy. – Unknown

Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated… But there is no cure for stupid.

My life is crazy and chaotic and very messy, but also rewarding and filled with love. Real life is filled with laughter and pain, highs and lows.

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.—Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. — Remedios Varo

And now, Eric yelled into his microphone, we’re going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one’s for my girlfriend. We’ve been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We’re gonna be together forever, baby. This one’s called ‘Bang You Like a Drum.― Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

My advice to you is to get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates

People who love you care about you, not your abs.

True friends are always together in spirit. ― L.M. Montgomery

If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up. – H.S. Thompson

Of course, I’m crazy, but now my craziness will pay off!

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.—Michael Scott (Steve Carrell), The Office

Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of society only because their intelligence isn’t understood.― Wei Hui

Crazy + Friends = Total Awesomeness My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. ~ Matt Schucker

I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.

Stay is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary. ― Amos Bronson Alcott

Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

There’s great comfort in knowing nobody else is as crazy as you are.

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.—Anonymous

I am currently under construction. Thank you for your patience.

No friendship is an accident. ― O. Henry

Sometimes it’s to your advantage for people to think you are crazy.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.—Rodney Dangerfield

Maybe it sounds crazy, and that’s ok because I am crazy, but I like being crazy. Being crazy has its benefits and its advantages.

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