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Miss Addams, you certainly have had an exciting educational journey. – Head Mistress
So I’ll have to prove my power!
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Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down I secretly enjoy it. – Wednesday Addams
Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.
Wednesday Addams Quotes
You’re a brilliant girl, Wednesday, but sometimes you get in your own way. – Morticia
The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.
Wednesday is in the car with her parents when Morticia brings up her recent… display of revenge. After her mother asks her how attempted murder would look on her record, Wednesday responds with this great response. And that’s when we really know we are in for a wild ride.
Woe to the Republic. — Wednesday Addams
Margaret: What are you, darling? Where’s your costume?
Wednesday says these words to Enid after she boldly suggests Wednesday get on all the social networks of the moment. Since Wednesday takes pride in not being sucked into the carousel of the modern world, it’s still incredible to see a teenager so out of touch with most of the modern world.
I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. – Wednesday Addams
I break out in hives and then the flesh peels off my bones.
Wednesday Addams arrives at Nevermore Academy and starts off her barrage of one-liners and quotable replies at her new home in style. Enid asks her what happens if her color allergy is triggered. Although allergic to color, this Wednesday Addams quote is certainly colorful.
I don’t want to be in the pageant. — Wednesday Addams
I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. -Wednesday Addams
I knew it! You are a fake!
With that said, it’s safe to say everyone who uses social networks has had this similar, if not the same thought. The encompassing takeover of social media over all of our lives has reached its peak in the last several years.
The Black Dahlia, of course. It’s named after my favorite unsolved murder.
I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés.
Nice knife! Can I play Autopsy with it? — Wednesday Addams
How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. O, from this time forth, my thoughts are bloody or nothing worth it. If I must strike you dead, I will.
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I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is to kill or be killed. – Wednesday Addams
You severely underestimate my apathy. — Wednesday Addams
You are going to love Nevermore. It’s a magical place- where I met your mother- and fell in love. -Gomez Addams
Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing.
This quote is from Wednesday’s first encounter with her cousin Thing, who became one of the most likable characters on the show – despite being just a hand. Wednesday plans to escape Nevermore Academy, which she feels her parents forced her to attend. Although Thing was meant to spy on her, Wednesday forces him to work with her.
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I know I’m stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers. Yes, and serial killers — what’s your point?
The kids of Nevermore are wary of this child full of woe. And we get it. They think she’s a murderer and she plays right into it with perfection.
Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing. [She levels a crossbow.] — Wednesday Addams
Finally, you will be among peers who understand you. -Morticia Addams quotes from the Wednesday series on Netflix
I’m going to electrocute him.
This feels relatable because – who actually liked high school? Sure, there were folks who genuinely loved it and thrived there, but for so many others, the experience wasn’t the same. Anyone who’s ever disliked their school could relate to this quote and Wednesday’s disdain.
For the record, I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you. – Wednesday Addams
It’s fun to see where Wednesday’s creative passions and penchant for the macabre collide — as they do in this twisty, introspective line.
Maybe you’ll even make some friends. -Morticia
We don’t hug. — Wednesday Addams
Pugsley Addams: Are they dead?
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I accidentally walked in on two vampires fanging. I can’t unsee that.
I mean, this Wednesday Addams quote and fantastic one-liner isn’t wrong. Online connections can be good but you have to admire a Gen Z kid who realizes that social media mostly stinks.
I’m not perky. — Wednesday Addams
Little did I know I would be stepping into a nightmare. Full of mystery, mayhem, and murder. I think I’m going to love it here. -Wednesday
Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.
Here, Wednesday quotes someone else – the famous horror fiction writer Edgar Allan Poe. She says this in the form of narration upon finding the headquarters of the secret society called Nightshades. According to her, Poe attended Nevermore Academy in his youth, which is evident from the Edgar Allan Poe Cup taking place in the episode.
For the record, I don’t believe I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you.
So, I’ll have to prove my power. — Wednesday Addams
So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?
I admire sadism. -Wednesday
Wednesday Addams: It has to warm up.
Fans of Poe must have been happy to see the literary legend come up in Wednesday, although it would be stranger if he didn’t – he is, after all, one of the first and most influential horror story writers. He must be one of Wednesday’s favorite authors, too.
I actually fillet the bodies of my victims and then feed them to my menagerie of pets. – Wednesday Addams
Yeah, that’s what you get for messing with Nevermore. Bit. – Eugene
Wednesday tells Bianca this before the big race in Episode 2 — and honestly, it’s just the right blend of confidence and self-awareness.
Oh, villain, villain; smiling damn villain. — Wednesday Addams
Pugsley, emotion equals weakness. Pull yourself together. Now. -Wednesday
It is getting dark in this little heart of mine.
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If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail-gun his.
I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much.
holding up devil puppet] Hello Polly, I’ll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul. — Wednesday Addams
Wednesday, what are you going to do? -Pugsley
It is called, Is There a God?
Wednesday boldly utters this during her conversation with her therapist, Valerie Kinbott. Since she’s forced to attend, Wednesday isn’t exactly willing to express herself. Miss Kinbott simply implies that attending Nevermore will help Wednesday find her people.
Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your dreams. She’s the stuff of your nightmares. – Bianca (edited)
Wednesday tells Enid this before a date, and it’s a potent display of friendship.
Gotta love this clever play on Enid’s request for Wednesday to take a stab at being social. Alas, there is no actual stabbing at this point.
Hurrah! Justice is served. Bring forward the evil one. — Wednesday Addams
I promise you my little viper, you will love Nevermore.- Gomez
Girl Scout: I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies.
You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way. -Wednesday
Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety. – Wednesday Addams
What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?
I know I’m stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers… And serial killers.
Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities. — Wednesday Addams
Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, and the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone first? — Wednesday Addams
This is one of the most powerful and empowered Wednesday quotes. She says it to the homeless man she encounters at the ruined meeting house in the woods. Throughout history, people have been known to underestimate girls, especially if they look (or are) young. Sure, she might still be a high schooler, but nothing about Wednesday screams little girl.
I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them. – Wednesday Addams
It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code.
I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me. Deep down… I secretly enjoy it.
This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else. — Wednesday Addams
Whoever Invented High Heels Clearly Had a Side Hustle as a Torturer – Episode 4
There are monsters everywhere. And sometimes the monsters we least suspect are the most dangerous. They don’t need teeth and claws to terrify. They hide in the shadows until no one is looking. And then they strike.
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Unrecognizable? Ridiculous? A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze?
Wednesday always looks half-dead. -Gomez
Wednesday Addams: I’d scare him to death.
You Are the Reason I Understand How Imperative It Is That I Never Lose Sight of Myself – Episode 5
No man chooses evil because it is evil. He only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks. – Wednesday Addams
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The first enemy Wednesday makes is none other than the social siren Bianca. We saw them fight in episode one, but Wednesday Addams cuts her at the knees right before the race with this truly iconic one-liner.
If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught. — Wednesday Addams
Let’s assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I’m going to live or die. It’s definitely my kind of party…
Hello Polly, I’ll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul.
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The most interesting plants grow in the shade. – Ms. Thornhill
Leave it to Wednesday to translate the normal How do I look? nerves into thoughtful (if sarcastic) commentary.
I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually, I have an uncle who went to prison for that.
Are they [the cookies] made from real Girl Scouts? — Wednesday Addams
You’re in black in white, like an Insta filter. -Gorgon
Morticia Addams: Wednesdays at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Every Day Is All About Me. This One Just Comes With Cake and a Bad Song – Episode 6
You taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice? You are the reason I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself. So as far as fatherhood goes, I’d say you’ve been more than adequate.
Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.
How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. Oh, from this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or nothing worth. If I must strike you dead, I will. — Wednesday Addams
I am not perky.
There’s Nothing Quite Like the Feeling of Being Proven Right – Episode 7
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. – Wednesday Addams
I know. She’s both my literary hero and nemesis. And I have two years and 364 days to beat her.
I don’t believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.
Come, sorrow; we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead. — Wednesday Addams
Look at you my little deathtrap! – Gomez
Finally, a kind word for your mother. -Morticia
When you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.
If You Don’t Woe Me by Now introduces another well-loved Addams family member, Uncle Fester (Fred Armisen). Fester and Wednesday join forces in resolving the mystery of Nevermore together, but Wednesday continues to alienate people. Enid leaves their shared dorm and decides to move out completely. Xavier gets his feelings hurt by Wednesday, again, as she persists in finding the truth.
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