101+ Bathroom Quotes to Elevate Your Daily Routine

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When You Think Good Thoughts They Will Shine Out Of Your Face Like Sunbeams And You Will Always Look Lovely.

I thoroughly enjoy a good hot bath. That is my ultimate luxury.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. ~ Robert Benchley

Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom – Austin Kleon

One cannot spend one’s entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! ― Reif Larsen

Bathroom Quotes

Beauty Begins the Moment You Decide to Be Yourself

One thing I did was create a Love Yourself List. I wrote down everything I like about myself and put it on my bathroom mirror. Then I read it until I believed it. Any time I compared myself to others, and felt negative about myself, I’d go back to that list – Lizzie Velasquez

I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the world for people like me. ~ Ned Vizzini

The secret of marriage is separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms. – Bette Davis

There is something about a bathroom that feels like a fortress. A closed bathroom door may only be about two inches of plywood, but it feels like an iron bar. ― Ursula Vernon

I Don’t Sing in the Shower, I Perform

5 Daily Reminders – 1. I Am Amazing 2. I Can Do Anything 3. Positivity Is A Choice 4. I Celebrate Individuality 5. I Am Prepared To Succeed

Meditate and bathe in the light of eternity. Nothing else is worthwhile.

If I want to be alone, someplace I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want – I go to the bathroom. ~ Alicia Keys

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I’m often forced to read in the bathroom. – Eoin Colfer

You must know that it is by the state of the lavatory that a family is judged. ― Pope John XXIII

Be the Reason that Someone Smiles Today

This Is Your Morning Reminder That You Can Handle Everything Today Throws At You

Drop your favorite bath bomb in the comments.

I went to the bathroom and threw some water on my face, combed my hair. If I could only comb that face, I thought, but I can’t. ~ Charles Bukowski

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air. –Megan Fox

You Got This – Love that this can be stuck directly on a mirror – so you have no choice but to see it!

Dip him in the river who loves water.

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. ~ Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. –Larry Hagman

Thank god for Vegas. Seriously.
A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not Pismo) where I wore the thinnest pinned stilettos, gambled like a sweaty degenerate mobster in black loafers, drank like Amy Winehouse and Charles Bukowski’s baby, and snorted throat-dripping lines of coke in a Hard Rock Hotel bathroom with four new best friends. I’d giddily rub off any one of those from the to-do list I wrote in eyeliner on my hotel bathroom mirror. ― Christy Heron

Sometimes the Most Productive Thing You Can Do Is Relax

Beauty Doesn’t Rinse Off” This is A great saying for anyone struggling with how they look, or just as a reminder that beauty isn’t skin deep.

I’m not at the point where I’d feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I’m the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone’s going to jump out and get me. ~ Britney Spears

There’s a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. – Leah Remini

Those splash spots were there before I got here.

For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom. ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Live Every Moment, Laugh Every Day, Love Beyond Words

Hello. Good Morning. I Believe In You. Nice Bum. I have something like this in my own home, and every time I read it, I love that it gives me a compliment (it’s the little things in life!).

Baths are my favorite thing, I can have two, three a day.

you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. ~ Garry Trudeau

There were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom. – Linda Fiorentino

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Happiness is a Long Hot Bubble Bath

The First Thing I Do In The Morning Is Brush My Teeth And Sharpen My Tongue – Nothing like a little cheekiness with a self-confidence vibe to get you going each day!

Soap is to the Body What Laughter is to the Soul.

I started singing in the bathroom, … Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. ~ Rod Stewart

We had a one-bedroom, one-bathroom, one-closet apartment with four girls. – Connie Sellecca

British bathroom designer Edward Lewis… went on to say, “The bathroom is the one room in which we are able to finally switch off from all that is going on around us and simply be alone with our thoughts, and reflect on the day. A chance to relax and wash life’s little stresses, and above all, where inspiration strikes. It’s an experience! ― Joshua Becker

Be Your Own Kind of Beautiful

You Can’t Control The Wind, But You Can Adjust Your Sails

I am sure there are things that can’t be cured by a good bath but I can’t think of one.

I’ve been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I’ve been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without. ~ Helen Reddy

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. – Ronnie Spector

The Time to Relax is When You Don’t Have Time for It

You Can’t Stop The Waves But You Can Learn To Sur

I tossed some flowers in my bubble bath, because why not?

I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lower the cost. ~ Arne Jacobsen

I’m a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends. – Alanis Morissette

A Smooth Sea Never Made A Skilled Sailor

I never feel so much myself as when I’m in a hot bath.

You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I’ve had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom. ~ Linda Fiorentino

Life Is Like A Bath. The Longer You’re In It, The More Wrinkled You Get

The gentlemen like it when a lady smells sweet.

I can’t live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon, and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions. ~ Traci Bingham

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. – Billy Wilder

There Must Be Quite A Few Things A Hot Bath Won’t Cure, But I Don’t Know Many Of Them

Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to cooperate. ~ Margaret Mead

The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom. – Jesse Shera

Wash Away Your Troubles In A Bath Full Of Bubbles

I love to have a bath with beautiful, relaxing music on and have no rush to do anything. It’s a wonderful indulgence, and it helps me to calm down and stop my mind running over time.

Always go to the bathroom before you go to the bathroom. – Craig Benzine

The main part of the house is a deep red and I have a butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper, and toilet. ~ Macy Gray

When Life Is Tough, Take A Bath

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

I’m on a billboard in Times Square, but my bathroom is still dirty, and I have toothpaste on my face. – Betty Gilpin

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ~ Erma Bombeck

A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity. – Isaac Mizrahi

Bathroom: The Only Place One Can Escape The Insanity We Call Children

A hot bath! How exquisite a vespertine pleasure, how luxurious, fervid, and flagrant a consolation for the rigors, the austerities, the renunciations of the day.

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. ~ Erma Bombeck

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it’s too late. – Jessica Zafra

Bathroom: A Place For Privacy, For Refreshing, Soaking, And Unwinding, A Unique Place For Five Minutes of Peace, The Best Seat In The House

BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. ~ George Carlin

The Sopranos’ is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor falls, stupid puns, bad jokes – infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh. – David Chase

Shower: A Tranquil Place Where The Mind Is Free To Wander And Solve All Of Life’s Problems

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them.

The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjustments on his bathroom scale. ~ Arthur C. Clarke

Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that’s happened to us? ~ Tom Coburn

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo humor in movies get a laugh. It’s a pretty easy audience, and that’s been around for ages. – Selma Blair

It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people’s manners, but drowning would help.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. ~ Bill Cosby

Casually made my own spa this afternoon.

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom. – Monica Denise Brown

You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum.

As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it. ~ Ronald Blythe

I’m no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom… probably not a good idea. – Kyan Douglas

Anyone who thinks heaven is not hot water behind a locked door has forgotten what it means to live.

At Disneyland, you never go backstage – even when you’re in the bathroom. – Hideo Kojima

Sometimes beauty is easy. Sometimes you don’t have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there’s poetry written right on the bathroom wall. ~ Ani DiFranco

I can’t believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don’t feel like walking to the bathroom. – Jen Lancaster

Enjoying a different kind of bubbly.

I’m very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, ‘Hey girl, you’re alright’. But on the other hand, I find the website stuff, and the polls, something completely removed from my own personal life. You can’t take anything like that too seriously, otherwise, you’d end up in the loony bin. ~ Cameron Diaz

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