60+ Best Jennifre’s Body Quotes, And Sayings

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Boys are just placeholders—they come, and they go. — Jennifer Check

I mean, they did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife, and it should’ve killed me, but for some reason — it didn’t.

People found it hard to believe that a babe like Jennifer would associate with a dork like me. – Needy

Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I’m scared of what’s happening to you. – Chip

Listen, it’s uh, really dangerous out here. Do you wanna head someplace safer, like my van?

Jennifre’s Body Quotes

These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and sh*t gets real.

These things are like smart bombs. You point them in the right direction, and…[it] gets real.

Needy Lesnicky: You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.

Hey, Chip. It smells like Thai food here

I’m in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place, and right now, I feel like that’s my van.

Why do you need him? Huh? You can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So why Chip? Is it just to tick me off, or is it just because you’re just really insecure?

Move on, Needy, it’s over. Life’s too short to be moping around about some white trash pig roast. — Jennifer Check

Only because he thinks you’re a virgin. I heard them talking.

I am not insecure, Needy. God… that’s a joke. How could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen.

Sometimes, you might just get lucky in your miserable life.

I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It’s about a girl who’s, like, half sushi. She must’ve had sex with a blowhole or something.

We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of…

And when you didn’t need laxatives to stay skinny.

A lot of people ask me if I’m sorry I did it…I’m sorry I didn’t do it sooner. — Anita Needy Lesnicky

It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been f***ing?

Hell is a teenage girl.

Relax, I’m kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.

I am going to eat your soul—and sh*t it out, Lesnicky!– Jennifer

I don’t even know who Needy Lesnicky is anymore. I’m a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies and sees things that aren’t there. A very bad, very damaged person.

I think the singer wants me.

Yes. Yes, I’m a virgin. I’m a virgin. I’ve never even done s*x. I don’t even know how. So, you guys should find somebody. Who does? Know how.

Yeah, well that’s how it is, and you should be happy for me; I’m having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar.

Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him?

Yeah, Mom says he’s got a huge… heart. So huge he gave her a recurring bladder infection. Wear something cool, okay?

No. I mean, she’s evil. Not high school evil.

Oh. A puncture wound. God, that’s so emo —

Best friends don’t keep secrets, right?

He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My d*ck is bigger than his.

What’s your name again, Tiffany?

Who cares about Jennifer, and those douche-bags with their douche-bag haircuts and their mascara? People just burned to death. – Chip

No—I feel like boo-boo. My skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeless. I feel like one of the normal girls.

And now, I’m eating your boyfriend. See? At least I’m consistent.

You hear me, you bastard? I’ll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!

God, Needy, enough with the screaming! You’re such a cliché.

I couldn’t bring myself to hurt you, but I was just so hungry, and ever since then I knew what I had to be strong; like when I’m full right now, I’m like, unkillable.

I’ll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.

God, do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player-hater!

I need you frightened. I need you hopelessly. – Jennifer

They’re showing Rocky Horror at the Bijou next Friday night.

I’m in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place, and right now, I feel like that’s my van.

In this way, fear can have a profound and sometimes negative impact on our lives. But it can also be used to control and manipulate us.

I’m kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.

As Jennifer’s quote suggests, those who know how to exploit our fears can use them to keep us in a state of constant anxiety and insecurity.

You’re lime green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself.

PMS isn’t Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we’re crazy.

Camille! Sit like a lady, no one wants to see your kiki.

Ok, you can barely finish gym class.

Yeah well that’s how it is and you should be happy for me, I’m having the best day since like, Jesus invented the calendar.

I am going to eat your soul—and sh*t it out, Lesnicky!

Uh, okay… why don’t you narc me out? I’ve got the cops in my back pocket, Needy. I’m fucking a Cadet, remember?

Yeah — two years ago when you were socially relevant.

I thought you only murdered boys.

Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.

It’s a rock show. This is my rock look.

So, why are you headed east?

Tonight’s gonna be their last show.

You’re my best friend, and I wanna help you. But I won’t let you kill again.

Well, I can see, like, your womb, so…

I am still socially relevant.

The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil’s Kettle.

Ya know what THIS is for? Huh? It’s for cutting BOXES!

I’m not gonna bite you.

You might get lucky for once in your miserable life.

Every day I get letters. I think I get more letters than Santa Clause, Zac Efron, and Dr. Phil combined…

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