Are you looking for funny Wednesday quotes? Inject humor into your midweek with our hilarious collection of funny Wednesday quotes. These quotes add a dose of laughter to the middle of the week, brightening up your day and keeping you entertained.
It’s only Wednesday? I thought it was Friday’s ugly cousin.
They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday. – Robert A. Heinlein
On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true that who is what and what is who. — Winnie the Pooh
Who says Wednesdays have to be a drag? Just think of them as a mini Friday Eve!
Believe you can, and you’re halfway there. – Theodore Roosevelt
Happy Wednesday! Today’s goal: Make it through the day without any major meltdowns.
Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!! – Blake Shelton
Nothing ruins a Friday more than the understanding that today is Wednesday. ― Will Ferrell
Wednesday: the day when even my coffee needs coffee.
Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for a special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.
Waiting for Wednesday. — Lisa Loeb
Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your actions. – Dalai Lama
Keep Calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have 2 more days to go.
Wednesdays are really just Mondays dressed in their Sunday best. – Twitter
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me an adult on a Wednesday.
Me: Wow, Wednesday feels like it’s already the end of the week, doesn’t it?
A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day. — Demetri Martin
If you’re smiling on a Wednesday, it’s a sure sign of a killer weekend ahead!
If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on. – Sheryl Sandberg
Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee, please?
Doing nothing is very hard to do… You never know when you’re finished. – Leslie Nielsen
On Wednesdays, we wear yoga pants… and pretend to do yoga.
When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you. – Dane Cook
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere. — John Wyndham
Good morning, it’s Wednesday! Time for coffee, laughter, and maybe a little mischief.
Wednesdays are just like Mondays but with a better attitude and a stronger coffee game.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do. – Steve Jobs
Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday. – Anthony T. Hincks
My boss wouldn’t want me here if he knew how unproductive I am on Wednesdays. – Dan Khaleed
Wednesday: halfway to the weekend and halfway to needing another weekend.
On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything. – Kit Williams
Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week! — Lee Fox Williams
Don’t let Wednesday bring you down, the weekend is only a few days away!
Be the change that you wish to see in the world. – Mahatma Gandhi
Wednesday’s not so bad… It’s proof that I made it through the week. – Xeedo
If Monday and Tuesday had a baby, it would be Wednesday – neither here nor there.
Happy Hump Day! Let’s shake off those mid-week blues and get our happy dance on
Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Or halfway to Monday, depending on how you look at it. – Unknown
I’m tired of chasing my dreams, man. I’ll just ask where they’re going and catch up with them later. – Twitter
Wednesday: the day I start counting down to Friday again.
I may not be a morning person, but I’m definitely not a Wednesday person.
If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. — George Carlin
Wednesday: the peak of the workweek mountain, but at least we’re halfway to the weekend summit!
I have Wednesdays that feel like Mondays when I wish that they were Fridays. – Unknown
It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.
People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers
Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you. — Anthony T. Hincks
It’s Wednesday, but don’t let that get you down. Stay positive, stay awesome, and stay caffeinated!
Wednesday is a bit like Marmite. You either love it or hate it. – Unknown
Welcome to Wednesday, the Monday of the week. – Twitter
Wednesday: the day when reality hits and the weekend feels like a distant dream.
Good Morning! Part of me thinks ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already,’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!
It was like trying to break up with the color orange, or Wednesday, or silent e. It was the most passionate and tumultuous relationship I’d ever known. — Rob Sheffield
The secret to surviving Wednesday? A big smile, a little laughter, and a shot of espresso!
On Wednesdays, we wear pink. – Mean Girls
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken. – H. Kyle Seale
Wednesday: the day when I question all my life choices leading up to this point.
To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places. – Dwayne Johnson
Heaven knows the difference between Sunday morning and Wednesday afternoon. — Max Lucado
Be strong, my friend! We’ve made it to the middle of the week, and that’s worth celebrating!
Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. – Sam Levenson
Wednesday: the day when I have to remind myself that caffeine is not a food group
Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.
Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me! – Charlie Brown
A good day is a day in which we manage to grow even a little bit and to move ahead at least one tiny step. When we stagnate, we lose ourselves and we lose endless chances. That is why a good Wednesday is a day when we do things and we do them well. — Liza Hawkins
Good Morning! Whatever Wednesday has in store for you, you can handle it… You have no choice!
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. – Jimmy Johnson
My hidden talent is getting tired while doing nothing. – Tilli
On Wednesdays, we wear sweatpants and pretend we have our lives together.
I find your lack of faith in Wednesday disturbing… don’t worry, the week is almost over.
Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, and Wednesday the best day of all. Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, and Saturday for no luck at all. — English Proverb
Happy Hump Day! Let’s tackle this Wednesday like a lion chasing a gazelle…or at least like a tired office worker chasing a coffee!
You can’t build a reputation for what you are going to do. – Henry Ford
I awake on Wednesday, They all complain but no one’s leaving. — The Caulfields
It’s only Wednesday…Hang in there!
It takes less time to explain why you did something wrong than it does to do it right.
Wednesdays are like that one person who always shows up uninvited to the party.
I ordered for a Friday, but you gave me a Wednesday.
Home may be where the heart is but it’s no place to spend Wednesday afternoon. — Walker Percy
Happy Wednesday! Let’s make it as productive as Monday wishes it could be!
Believe in yourself, take on your challenges, and dig deep within yourself to conquer fears. Never let anyone bring you down. You got this. – Chantal Sutherland
Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just, about nearly the weekend.
You should make someone use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are before you marry them. – William Ferrell
Wednesday: the day when I feel like I’m juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle.
Tomorrow you’ll be saying hello from the other side of the work week.
Here’s hoping today is the kind of Wednesday that makes your boss wonder if you’re secretly a superhero.
I don’t need an alarm clock on Wednesdays; my internal dread wakes me up.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky
Opportunity does not knock; it appears when you beat the door. – Kyle Chandler’s
Monday may have tried to bring us down, but Wednesday is here to save the day!
Wednesday is the middle finger of the week. It’s time to flip off the negativity and start looking forward to the weekend. – Unknown
Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do.
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want some advice?’ It’s just a formality. It makes no difference whether you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it regardless. – Erma Bombeck’s
Wednesday: the day when I contemplate changing my name and starting a new life in Tahiti.
This is Hump Day Radio here to remind you there are still too many days between you and your weekend.
Life is really simple, but men insist on making it complicated. — Confucius
Wednesdays are the most optimistic days of the work week, except for Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays!
Wednesdays are for dreaming about the weekend and making plans to conquer the rest of the week. – Unknown
Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week. –Anthony T. Hincks
If you don’t succeed the first time, try, try again. Then stop. It’s pointless to act like a fool about it.
If Wednesday had a flavor, it would be a combination of burnt toast and lukewarm coffee.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotches of the people who irritate me today, and may their arms be too short to scratch! Happy Hump Day!
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. — Benjamin Franklin
Don’t give up, you’re halfway to the weekend! And you thought Wednesday wasn’t worth celebrating.
Wednesdays are like coffee. You need them to keep going, but they’re not as exciting as Fridays. – Unknown
Remember that you are completely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead’s
Wednesday: the day when I question if I even know how to adult properly.
How to survive Wednesdays, put an ‘out of order.’ sticker on your forehead and call it a day.
I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. — Elon Musk
Happy Wednesday! Let’s conquer this day like it’s the last slice of pizza in the break room.
Wednesdays are a reminder that we’re halfway through another week of challenges, growth, and possibilities. – Unknown
Good Morning! Part of me thinking ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!
Age doesn’t really matter unless you’re a cheese – Mr. Luis Bunnuel
On Wednesdays, I like to pretend I’m a cat and take multiple naps.
To be honest, I’d rather be drinking coffee on my unicorn than whatever this Wednesday business is.
Time to get up and take on the world! Or at least take on Wednesday, one cup of coffee at a time.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov
Wednesday: the day when I can’t decide if I want a hug or a punch in the face.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost
It will not be lonely on Wednesday when it is all around it. — Anthony T. Hincks
Good morning Wednesday! Let’s pretend it’s Saturday and go back to bed.
Hump Day…Not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.
The elevator to success is broken. You’ll have to take it one step at a time. – Joe Girard’s
Wednesday: the day when I fantasize about winning the lottery and never working again.
Wednesday: you live through it, but still can’t spell it.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it. — Yogi Berra
Get excited for Wednesday, because it’s the perfect excuse to wear sweatpants to work and call it ‘casual attire’.
I am here to wish you, a Happy, Wednesday.
I walk around as if everything is fine, but my sock is sliding off deep inside my shoe. – Twitter
On Wednesdays, I like to contemplate the mysteries of the universe… and why my stapler keeps disappearing.
Wednesday: Over the Hump and off to the weekend!
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. — Will Rogers
Stay positive, my friend! Wednesday morning is here to remind us that we’re all just one day closer to retirement.
I love mankind… It’s people I can’t stand!! – Charles M. Schulz
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