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The Skip seeing a psychiatrist, how does that sit with your ass?
You’re too f***ing worried about what I give you. Worry a little more about what you give me.
With all due respect, you got no…idea what it’s like to be number one.
I ain’t no fag. I ain’t no fag.
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I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the army, a couple more in the can, and here I am, half a wise guy, so what?
You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50…
Each and every one of us, we’re alone in the ring, fighting for our lives.
Don’t touch that! My program’s coming on.
I got a good heart. I’m just misunderstood.
I don’t know what it’s about, but the T.V. stays here.
There was something on T.V. The original elves were ugly, traveled with Santa to throw bad kids a beatin’, and he gave the good ones toys.
But regardless, I should’ve had immunity to all of this s**t. I should have been covered by my donations.
I’d rather face ten guys with shivs than something I can’t see.
Do you know what the trouble with you is? You got no vision.
My name is Clarence.
You didn’t go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.
That’s what this is you know: Satanic Black Magic.
These are snakes with fur. The old Italians will tell you, you can’t even put them around a baby. They suck the breath right out.
I’m here to tell you one thing. You ever go whining to the big man again…we’ll have a problem, my friend.
I’m a grown man. I can take care of myself.
This guy gives him the works: MRIs, cat scans, dog scans, you name it.
I’ll make this short and sweet…
If the boss says you’re Santa Claus, you’re Santa Claus!
I figure I’m gonna have to do about 6000 years before I get accepted into heaven. And 6000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I can do that stAre you looking for god parents quotes? Here is the right place to get the best collection of god parents quotes and sayings. Share these quotations with your friends, family, and social media platforms.anding on my head. It’s like a couple of days here.
It’s too late. You’ve been slacking off on me, and you left me unprotected.
I’m a businessman, not a criminal.
Not Napoleon exactly….like Napoleon.
Do you ever go to tie your shoes and notice the end of your laces are wet?
Horses and buggies don’t count.
Before, I was breaking balls. Now you’re beginning to worry me.
I ain’t no fag, but I got a sensitive side.
That’s what this is you know: Satanic Black Magic.
The Boss of this family told you, you were going to be Santa Claus. You’re Santa Claus, so shut the f*ck up about it!
You can take 2007 and give it back to the Indians.
You’re a little too worried about what I give you. Worry a little more about what you give me.
I’m the brains behind this operation.
She’s so fat, she goes campin’, the bears have to hide their food.
Wasn’t it a meteor? They’re all meat-eaters!
Ton’, you give this guy a golf club, he’ll probably try to f*** it.
I’ll make this short and sweet…
I’m no angel, but I ain’t no devil either.
I look over and your uncle June’s got laser beams shooting out of his eyes.
The world doesn’t run on love.
Each and every man is judged on his own merit.
I’m just a regular guy who knows how to get things done.
We’ll just have a little look around…
When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I’m old. And you two are still old.
It’s like an ad for a weight loss center. Before, and way before.
As of the wedding day, anything that touches her p***y is off-limits.
Stay away…Don’t even drive out to Jersey. Not even on Sundays.
I ain’t no dummy. I know how to play the game.
I gotta watch TV to figure out the world.
I’m here to tell you one thing. You ever go whining to the big man again about s**t between you and me, we’ll have a problem, my friend.
As far as f***ing bears are concerned, I say, get rid of them all. They had their turn, and now we got ours. That’s why dinosaurs don’t exist no more.
Life is too short. You can’t waste it fighting with your friends.
Ride the painted pony and let the spinning wheel glide…
I live but to serve you, my liege.
Somebody should tell Paramount Pictures to get their s*** together. We’re gonna be stealing thousands more of these things.
Earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization. It gives a true picture of a company’s profitability.
Why do pissin, shittin’, and fuckin’ all happen within’ a two-inch radius?
You’re a little too worried about what I give you. Worry a little more about what you give me.
In the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family. They’re the only ones you can depend on.
By the way, Ton, did your ma have the silver bird package?
The amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust you call a snake.
Sun Tuh-Zoo! The Chinese Prince Matchabelli!
Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor
Do you even know what your EBITDA is?
I told him, someone owes you money, even if you gotta crawl, you get it.
The heat would have been the first thing you noticed. Hell is hot. That’s never been disputed by anybody.
You’re not going to believe this, the guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians…he was an interior decorator.
She’s so fat; she goes campin’, the bears have to hide their food.
The last thing he said to me was, go [expletive] yourself.
I figure I’m gonna have to do about 6000 years before I get accepted into heaven. And 6000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It’s like a couple of days here.
Your mother was working the bonbon concession at the Eiffel Tower.
That’s why dinosaurs don’t exist no more.
…poison ivy all over. I can feel it itchin’ me already.
I’m not embarrassed. Are you embarrassed?
I was born, grew up, and spent a few years in the Army, and a few more in the can. And here I am. A half a wise guy. So what?
That’s my favorite bag. Don’t lose it.
There you go. Who said you’re not a great conversationalist?
That bouncer that sent you back. Did he have horns on his head?… Did anybody there have horns? Or bumps for horns? Those goat bumps.
At least we know what direction we’re headed.
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